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My sister got the first hint to back off when i was in tenth grade (she was a senior), she went opff on me and i punched her in the face. i knocked her on her ass and she couldnt eat solid food for a week.
the next time was about 6 months later, she got mad and charged at me, and i swatted her with one hand out of the way, sending her face -first into a wall where she bent the frames of her glasses. We never got into a fight again :)
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Here's a good one:
Collect your feces in a coffee can for the next week or so. When he's not there, throw all the shit in his pillow case. Edit: As long as you don't share a room, that is......:eek:
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Those stories remind me of when I was younger...I don't have any brothers or sisters, but i have a cousin who is four years older than me that was more like a sister than a cousin...
Anyway her parents house used to have wood floors, One day when we were kids she kept picking at me and aggrevating the hell out of me..well she went to stand up on this blanket and I jerked the blanket out from uner her and she hit face first into the tv one of those old wooden console models, and it broke her nose...lol she hasn't picked on me since...
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Plant a claymore on the other side of the door then when he walks in..................BOOM!
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09-02-2004, 01:22 PM
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At least you didnt shoot at her......;)
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09-02-2004, 01:23 PM
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thatk god i dont share a room w/ my brother!!!! id lose it!
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09-02-2004, 01:25 PM
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You have to own a gun to fire one?;)
I guess i havent actually been having sex until i get married ;)
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