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George Bush was involved in role-playing games while serving in the NTG
Hillary Clinton is a High Priestess of Dianic Wicca and will therefore not "give Bill any" and granted him full permission to seek elsewhere. Computer keyboard keys are made from baby seal livers that harden to a consistancy of plastic when dried. Think those thick burgers Hardees pushes are thick because they use real beef...angus beef? Acrually its a mixture of brains within the beef "batter."
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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A Chinese worker in the early 1900's while working on a railroad bridge construction project fell into one of the concrete columns while they were being built. They were under a tight schedule to finish so the Supervisor told them to just keep pouring the concrete and the worker was buried alive.
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"Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out. Nosferatu, Does not this word sound like the call of the death bird at Midnight? You dare not say it since the pictures will fade into dark shadows, ghostly dreams will rise from your heart and feed on your own blood
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The CDC has a blood sample that has been confirmed belongs to Lucifer, but the Government wont let them release the information, fearing it might lead to a religious war.
The ampersand ( & ) is actually a Sumerian sign for a demon whose name was "Ahnd". it's similarity to the word "and" is how it came to be used in English.
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Did you hear about the guy from this years Ozfest?
It seems there is always at least one person dying each year at Ozfest, typically from over drinking, they either walk into traffic after the concert, wreck their car, or just keel over dead before they even leave. This year there was a storm that came through and took out all the lights for about half an hour. Apparently this guy , a skinny fellow passed out drunk on the ground, and when the lights went out the mischeif level went through the roof, fights breaking out, mass groping, etc etc, even a few bags were stolen, though they didnt say what it was bags of :rolleyes: . So this guy is passed out, and through all the mayhem he gets trampled to death, mind you this is all happening in the lawn that is now a muddy, murky mess. Another two hours go by and no one realizes that this guy was killed, everyone was just having a headbanging, stomping *pardon the pun* good time. After the concert was over they kick on those big mercury lights to light up the lawn so that maintenance can clean up, well apparently the muddy murky mess that these people were partying in was what was left of this poor bastard that got stomped to death.
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In the original Night of the Living dead, some of the zombies were played by death row inmates who voluteered to actually get shot and die in the movie.
Most people know coca cola used to contain cocaine, but few know that dr pepper and mountain dew originally contained methadone. Paleontologists in germany found a skeleton that belonged to what has been conclusively identified as a neanderthal werewolf. It was found with 3 silver arrowheads in the chest cavity. there is a waterfall in Alberta Canada that flows backwards.
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the idea for the game DOOM came from a photograph in a Texas museum that is actually of a canyon in Hell.
Dogs are more closely related to Horses than Wolves. holding a penny under your tongue during a lightning storm will allow you to pick up radio stations in your head.
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Two nights ago I was shot A bullet sunk straight through my skull A friend pulled the trigger that silenced me No pain as I awoke, but dead Seeing the face of the man The time as he lays down his gun I knew this was going to take place White silence, so peaceful, so numb
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I had a big mac for lunch....MMmmmmmmmm salamander excretion...... Actually, i think mine had newt. Charles Darwin contemplated suicide after discovering Evolution because it destroyed his faith in God. (*snicker*) The events in the movie "The Core" were based on predictions of Nostradamus, scheduled to happen in 2 years. The vehicle in the movie actually exists and is kept in a warehouse in Arizona.
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