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#11
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um..yeah totally scary..
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Funny story with one of these sites (i opened the link and knew exactly what it was..... if it was a real picture game, it wouldnt be in flash:rolleyes: )
I work with a guy named jim. Jim is a tool. He also fancies himself quite the ladies man, and has been known to harras oklder guy at work with attractive daughters. Fortunately, revenge is easy because he has the iq of a squished turtle on a freeway. There is another guy at work named Leo, who's daughter is/was a professional dancer on a carnival cruise ship, obviously, he has been sweating bullets ever since she hit puberty. So Jim had been harrasing Leo for a while, tellign him that he was going to take his daughter out, was gointg to get her phone number, making "funny" comments about already having nailed her. Leo took it all in stride. Then he emailed jim a link to one of those "stare at the picture and see the woman that committed suicide" pics that shows the woman with all the needles in her face. Leo calls Jim and tells him that there is a faint noise that comes with it, but he has to turn his speakers all the way up. Jim, being the genius that he is, does. Now, he had a 4 speaker system with a subwoofer, at his fucking cubical.... When the scream came, he fjumped back and fell out of his chair. the rest of us laughed our asses off like you wouldnt believe. It was so loud, Leo heard it through 2 doors on the other side of the warehouse. He was in theuir in under aminute, pointing and laughing with the rest of us. Jim backed off on the daughter jokes for a while :)
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#13
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I got only thing to say : expect nothing less from swf's..
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Exactly.
Steve, where the hell have you been?
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Hey Vodstok,
Well, I come and go depending on my situation. I just started working at the university again (6 weeks contract) and I have a lot of spare time. When I do freelance work tough, I work much more and I only read the posts on the site... can't really find the time to answer them. I wish I could post more tough. I love this forum.
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That is funny :D
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damn................that scared the hell out of me
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:rolleyes:
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go to dayoudie.com i think they have some not sure
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