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now does it make sense
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i bought it off ya a few years back when we met at the slaughtered lamb remember zwoti
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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I traded mine. Got a cup of coffee for it.... No really, i did..
EDIT: I made the trade with a girl, just so no one thinks anything.....
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I got a ton of therapy for the loss of my virginity. It wasn't very nice.
Anyway, I don't want to drink the water of some smelly prehistoric anomaly....could have wee in it...blech. Royal Air? I'd rather have West Coast Irish Air. Much cleaner.
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Someone was selling a sweat soaked napkin that recent Republican candidate Alan Keyes used to keep wiping his forehead with at the press conference to announce his running. Other items I've seen include novelty vials of Elvis's sweat, some guy in New Jersey's lunch stained napkin (as an answer to the other napkin LOL), a half gallon of sour milk and a human soul.
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My old boss said that he would split the profits 50/50 if someone could successfully sell his eye for $1 million. No one took him up on it. No it wasnt a glass eye.
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Yikes ! I'm not 100% on this, but I think I heard of someone trying to sell a kidney on there once. Wonder if there's any truth to that because I could use the cash :D
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