Bruce Lee vs. Angry Chimp

[mothermold]

i like bruce an all,but c'mon!the chimp's gonna win..like at those damn canines and they got thick skulls too!bruce better be wearing steel toes if he's gonna stomp a mud hole in that monkey's ass.:)

[ShankS]

Not being funny, but the Chimpanzee, would probably and literally rip Bruce Lee to shreds....even though I'd want Bruce to win

Has anyone seen these animals in the wild, they are not an animal to be reckoned with when angry or on the defence, unless you've got a shark cage to hide in.

These animals are fiercely territorial, and anything that appears to be a threat on their territory or group... will end up dead. Chimpanzees have been known and it's on recorded, for their cannibalistic tendencies towards outsiders and within their own tight nit group.

A chimpanzee will not letup in a fight to defend it's territory. Fights between alpha males during mating season can last for many hours, if not days, and the loosing male is either killed or cast out of the group and left to die with bad wounds.

They will stalk and attack their target continuously until the enemy has fled or is dead. Their pain threshold is extremely high during these confrontations.

Along with extremely strong arms, weight and agility, they have very sharp teeth within a strong jaw

[bwind22]

Originally posted by ShankS
Not being funny, but the Chimpanzee, would probably and literally rip Bruce Lee to shreds....even though I'd want Bruce to win

Has anyone seen these animals in the wild, they are not an animal to be reckoned with when angry or on the defence, unless you've got a shark cage to hide in.

These animals are fiercely territorial, and anything that appears to be a threat on their territory or group... will end up dead. Chimpanzees have been known and it's on recorded, for their cannibalistic tendencies towards outsiders and within their own tight nit group.

A chimpanzee will not letup in a fight to defend it's territory. Fights between alpha males during mating season can last for many hours, if not days, and the loosing male is either killed or cast out of the group and left to die with bad wounds.

They will stalk and attack their target continuously until the enemy has fled or is dead. Their pain threshold is extremely high during these confrontations.

Along with extremely strong arms, weight and agility, they have very sharp teeth within a strong jaw

All true but what about the fact that even a big chimp is still going to be smaller than Bruce Lee.

With Bruce Lee's fighting expertise, I would think he would be able to immobilize/paralyze/kill the chimp before the chimp ever even got a chance to execute one offensive move.

Bruce Lee would punch that fuckin' monkey so hard it wouldn't know what hit it and then, he'd snap it's neck before it even realized it was in a fight for it's life.

Good participation on this thread! I think it's funny how drastically people's opinions can vary on something as trivial as this! :D Keep it up! I want to hear form everyone on this!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bwind22
All true but what about the fact that even a big chimp is still going to be smaller than Bruce Lee.

With Bruce Lee's fighting expertise, I would think he would be able to immobilize/paralyze/kill the chimp before the chimp ever even got a chance to execute one offensive move.

Bruce Lee would punch that fuckin' monkey so hard it wouldn't know what hit it and then, he'd snap it's neck before it even realized it was in a fight for it's life.

Good participation on this thread! I think it's funny how drastically people's opinions can vary on something as trivial as this! :D Keep it up! I want to hear form everyone on this!

A chimp may be smaller in height when crouching, not forgetting Bruce was not gifted himself in the height department, however a large chimp can weigh anywhere around 175 to 200 pounds / 90kg / 12.5 - 13 stone. Their definition is very muscular and they have a thick bone structure. They can move with great speed, faster than most humans.

Its obvious that man and chimp will have very different combat styles, a chimp during a fight, will keep it's distance to defend itself, using objects around it self for defence. These animals are very intelligent, it will inflict big damage if its enemy is up-close. If it does manage to get hold of one of Bruce’s limbs, he will most probably be immobilised or worse, the limb will be snapped or ripped from his body.

It will be a difficult fight for Bruce. Unless he new how a chimp works, he's gona be feeling some pain in this fight.

[Egekrusher]

Gonna have to go with good old Bruce on this one.

A chimpanzee may be faster than the average human, yes. However, when it comes to maneuvering in close quarters and speed, Bruce is the best there is, hands down. Speed wouldn't be a factor here for him.

Strength, on the other hand, may be a problem. Chimps are much stronger than humans. Strength, however, doesn't make up for the fact that when it comes to fighting, Bruce had been trained his entire life to fight.

In the end, it would come down to wits, and it would be a good fight, but Bruce would win.

[Vodstok]

Bruce was a severely above average human, is intelligence, strength, agility and skill. A single rush from the chimp would probably result in a roundhouse to the head. Striong or not, the chimps neck could be broken very easily by bruce.

Bruce Lee > Chimpanzee

Hey, that rhymes... :)

[bwind22]

Well judging by the votes, Bruce Lee is a 2.5 to 1 favorite to win over the angry chimp. Anyone else want to weigh in on this age old debate?

[fluffho]

its not how big you are. its what u know

bruce all the way

[bwind22]

Okay, since it's been determined that Bruce Lee would be able to whip the shit out of an angry chimp, let's move him up to angry gorilla and see how he does....



BRUCE LEE vs. AN ANGRY GORILLA


Who do you think would win in a fight to the death?

[Egekrusher]

That ones a bit harder.

I'm gonna have to go with gorilla out of sheer strength though.