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Having to fight a clone of myself. I would beat the shit out of myself. Of corse, the clone would beat the shit out of me, aswell. 
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Being literally pulled in half by a seething throng of zombies, like in Romero's, Day of the Dead. Thats gotta hurt...
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Fading, slowly from a diabetic coma, like that poor Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias... Poor thing (walk away to weep softly...)
Just Kidding. Torn iin half by a swarm of flying little bat-shark monsters (Pitch Black)
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being dragged by ankles tied to rope behind a truck, over all kinds of crap, like a gravel track or glass smashed on the road.
ah ha a better one, being forced at gunpoint to keep head butting a big tough old badass cactus like in the cowboy films, till your scull gave in and your brain got mashed up. :D lol
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Reminds me of the "pound of flesh" for greed in se7en....
how's this: Make the person a quadrapelegic, then toss them into a pit of fresh animal entrails, and leave them there. Either they will be eaten alive by bugs, starve, or choke on the fumes..... No matter what, it would take several, excrutiating days...... Leave it open to the sun for added fun :) (peeeyoo)
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Mmmmm Puppies..... :D
i was suddenly reminded of the zombie with the dog stuck in it's gullet in dead Alive.
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