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[Sculpt]

Originally Posted by Roiffalo

Holy Jesus no. We need a lifetime movie with this majestic creature. You know one of those cheesy ones where some girl who feels like no one understands her finds her inner self confidence and strength through the friendship and love of a horse.

Does the girl get eaten at the end?

[Roiffalo]

Originally Posted by Baron Von Marlon

From Wiki.
I deleted some of the normal and more serious ones.


*HELLA huge list of terrible shark related movies*

Baron, no, you're supposed to help me kick my bad habits, not encourage them!

Originally Posted by Sculpt

Does the girl get eaten at the end?

Depends if you want a happy ending or not. If so then yes.

[Roiffalo]

Out of curiosity I decided to mark the ones I've seen. I might as well keep track of them now.

red = seen
silver = I refuse

Some of these I did see but either don't remember for sure if I did or I only caught part of it.

Originally Posted by Baron Von Marlon

From Wiki.
I deleted some of the normal and more serious ones.


2-Headed Shark Attack (2012; two-headed shark mutation)
3-Headed Shark Attack (2015; three-headed regenerative shark mutation)
Aatank (1996; abnormally large shark)
Avalanche Sharks (2011; prehistoric shark swimming in snow)
Bait 3D (2012; large great white shark in a supermarket)
Creature (1998; mutated humanoid shark)
Deep Blue Sea (1999; genetically engineered shortfin mako sharks)
Dinoshark (2010; prehistoric dinosaur-shark hybrid)
Gamera vs. Zigra (1971; extraterrestrial shark-like kaiju)
Ghost Shark (2013; undead great white shark)
Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws (2015)
Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy (2005; mutant hammerhead shark/human hybrid)
Jaws in Japan (2012; giant shark)
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012; killer albino deep-water sharks)
Jurassic Shark (2012; megalodon)
Malibu Shark Attack (2009; prehistoric goblin sharks)
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009; abnormally large megalodon)
Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus (2010)
Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark (2014)
Mega Shark vs. Kolosuss (2015)
Megalodon (2002; megalodon)
Monster Shark (1984; mutant dunkleosteus-octopus hybrid)
Roboshark (2015; robot shark)
Sand Sharks (2011; prehistoric sharks swimming in sand)
Shark Attack (1999; genetically enhanced great white shark)
Shark Attack 2 (2001; seven genetically enhanced great white sharks)
Shark Attack 3 (2002; megalodon)
Shark Attack in the Mediterranean (2004; giant shark)
Shark Hunter (2001; megalodon)
Sharknado (2013; waterspouts full of sharks)
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)
Sharktopus (2010; shark-octopus hybrid)
Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (2014)
Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf (2015)
Snow Shark (2011; prehistoric shark swimming in snow)
Super Shark (2011; megalodon)
Zombie Shark (2015; zombie sharks)

btw this list is missing Shark Week (2012). That was not a serious movie, it was absolute trash and deserves to join these.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Originally Posted by Roiffalo

Out of curiosity I decided to mark the ones I've seen. I might as well keep track of them now.

red = seen
silver = I refuse
Sharknado (2013; waterspouts full of sharks)
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

btw this list is missing Shark Week (2012). That was not a serious movie, it was absolute trash and deserves to join these.

You've seen and are willing to see more trash, but for some reason you refuse to see Sharknado? May I ask why?

Shark Week was probably on the list. I think I deleted the ones that featured existing sharks.

[Roiffalo]

Originally Posted by Baron Von Marlon

You've seen and are willing to see more trash, but for some reason you refuse to see Sharknado? May I ask why?

Shark Week was probably on the list. I think I deleted the ones that featured existing sharks.

Now how did I know you'd ask that. In hind-sight I should've better prepared a reply, but of course I did not. I can sum it up by saying, "I'm a hipster". I hate the overhyped attention it's getting and how it panders to a simple minded audience. Yeah I watch bad movies too, but I don't encourage them to make more.

Existing sharks? I'm sure a lot of these do, but consider this. There is no such shark that could survive a tornado then continue devouring helpless citizens like goldfish crackers.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Originally Posted by Roiffalo

Now how did I know you'd ask that. In hind-sight I should've better prepared a reply, but of course I did not. I can sum it up by saying, "I'm a hipster". I hate the overhyped attention it's getting and how it panders to a simple minded audience. Yeah I watch bad movies too, but I don't encourage them to make more.

Existing sharks? I'm sure a lot of these do, but consider this. There is no such shark that could survive a tornado then continue devouring helpless citizens like goldfish crackers.

So? Who cares what other people do or think?

I deleted the movies that had a more serious approach to the subject and/or the ones that featured normal, existing sharks in normal situations.
That doesn't include a shark tornado so I don't understand why you point it out.

[Roiffalo]

I dunno, they just don't appeal to me. Might also be because I don't have any interest in natural disasters. Granted a tornado with sharks in it isn't natural, but it still has a tornado. I prefer supernatural or mutation nonsense.

Fuck I can't keep my mind straight. Blame the ADD.
So you took off movies like Jaws and such?

[Baron Von Marlon]

Originally Posted by Roiffalo

So you took off movies like Jaws and such?

I did.
Answer's a bit late, guess I missed it.

Have you already heard about the movie Meg?
That's a shark movie I wanna see.

[Roiffalo]

Did you revive this cause I watched Shark Lake?

But, no, I haven't even heard of it. I'll look it up right away.
I still look forward to seeing The Shallows. It was over played on TV but the first time I saw the trailer I was actually impressed. Course that might have been because it was in the theater and somehow that atmosphere makes every trailer a "must see".


EDIT: Just looked up Meg. Thought it sounded good so I ordered it.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Originally Posted by Roiffalo

Did you revive this cause I watched Shark Lake?

Maybe...