Shootmenow's Celebrity Zombie (Un)DeathMatch!

[Shootmenow]

Evening, Folks. Shootmenow here with the Semi-Final results and a preview of tomorrow's Final Match!

Here's the Semi-Final Results:

Left Bracket: Father McGruder (Dead Alive) VS Hare Krishna Zombie (DOTD)
Summary: The Hare Krishna Zombie's luck finally runs out as Father McGruder does his best Gallagher and the watermelon impersonation with the Krishna's body parts and our studio audience.
WINNER: Father McGruder!

Right Bracket: Darryl (The Walking Dead) VS The Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt)
Summary: The Crypt Keeper does a good job at first of dodging crossbow bolts and hurling one liners back at Darryl, but Darryl is finally able to pin him to a tree. Darryl goes to deliver the final blow....when all of a sudden the Templar's Horse from the earlier match comes galloping back into the arena! Jason is nowhere to be seen, except the stump of his arm still holding his machete. Remembering his last experience with a horse, Darryl is momentarily distracted. In the chaos, The Crypt Keeper is able to grab the machete from the horse and plant it into Darryl before he can recover!
Winner: The Crypt Keeper!

So, Here's your Finals Match-Up:

Father McGruder (Dead Alive) VS The Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt)

There's only two fighters left. Who will be the winner of Celebrity Zombie (Un)DeathMatch?

Find Out Tomorrow!

[Shootmenow]

Welcome to the Finals of Celebrity Zombie DeathMatch. Tonight's match promises to be epic, so let's get right to it:

Father McGruder (Dead Alive) VS The Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt)

Summary: Father McGruder doesn't waste any time and launches himself, and his lawnmower, at The Crypt Keeper. It looks to be a quick finish until The Crypt Keeper blocks the attack with the severed arm of Jason Vorhees, still holding his machete. Saving them from the last match, the crafty Keeper launches his own attack. Slicing the machete at McGruder, the Father blocks back with the mower and KABLAMMMM!!!

............We apologize for the interruption, everybody, but there appears to have been a small explosion in the arena. It looks like the gas tank on Father McGruder's lawn mower was sliced into by Jason's machete, wielded by The Crypt Keeper. Both fighters are currently down as our staff, headed by Dr. Herbert West takes a look at them.

We hope to be back later with the conclusion of the match, stay tuned!!!

[Shootmenow]

........Sorry for the delay, it looks like we're about ready to continue. Dr. West says that both fighters sustained some injuries, but that he was able to patch them up. They should be coming back out any moment now.....

......Unbelievable!!!, The Crypt Keeper has had his right arm replaced with the arm of Jason Vorhees! He now seems able to hack with the machete like a pro. And, Father McGruder, it looks like his hand and lower arm have been replaced with pieces of his lawnmower! It's like Ash's chainsaw hand, but worse!

Both fighters tear into each other again. It seems like Father McGruder is having a hard time keeping his balance, while The Crypt Keeper seems to have lost much of his agility. Father McGruder also seems to be losing a lot of blood. As if sensing he doesn't have much time, McGruder makes a desperate swing at The Crypt Keeper- missing badly and throwing himself completely off balance. The Crypt Keeper sees his opening and goes for the killing blow. As he moves in, though, he slips on some of Father McGruder's blood and falls toward the spinning blade. Both off balance,... both swinging,..everything is decided in an instant. Father McGruder is cleaved down the side. His lawnmower, along with a good piece of his torso, are laying 5 feet from the rest of him.... but he's still alive!!!. The Crypt Keeper, however, seems to have been less fortunate. The power of the spinning blades, along with the advanced state of decay in his ligaments as a contributing factor, seems to have caused his remains to be thrown in every direction imaginable. His head seems to be completely missing?!

WINNER: Father McGruder!!

As he is carted off to the operating room (Dr. West assures me that he has something he can give the Father to make him feel better), you can just hear Father McGruder mutter the words (say it with me, folks) "I Kicked Ass,...For The Lord!!!"

Well, That's it! I hope you had as much fun as I did watching these guys go at one another.

This is Shootmenow for Celebrity Zombie DeathMatch saying GOODNIGHT!!!

[Arbie]

Boo! Hiss! My guy almost had it! :p

That was really entertaining. Thanks for taking the time to write it. :D

[Shootmenow]

Thanks Arbie, I had fun doing it.