A break from horror

[newb]

I understand he was a golden gloves boxing champ in his younger day and holds a black belt in karate.

[SFF]

Originally posted by newb
I understand he was a golden gloves boxing champ in his younger day and holds a black belt in karate.

Yep. He was a bodyguard for a while, as well. Oh, and he's sexy as hell.;)

[Sam The Egg]

and I heard he also found the cure for cancer, and only told Alliyah (that singer chick)

[SFF]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and I heard he also found the cure for cancer, and only told Alliyah (that singer chick)

LOL Uuuh OK

Anyhow, all of those are correct. I wasn't lying about it.

[Sam The Egg]

oh, and he wrote all of Leonard Cohen's songs

[newb]

"Bird on a Wire" is my fav.

[Rotting Eye]

I remember back in the day when I played volleyball, I was getting on the bus after a game, and this included the junior varsity team, and the varsity team. JV was all sophomores and varsity was all seniors.

My friend and I were sitting on opposite seats, cuz bus seats are so fucking small, when one of the seniors came up to him and asked him to move so he could sit there. That being fucking hilarious, I started to laugh my ass off. My friend never moved, so the guy that asked him to ended up sitting behind me. After he sat down, half the varsity team lectured me on how seniors get priority because they're older. I argued with them for a while, until the guy behind me slapped me upside the head. So I turned around and was like wtf? and smacked him back. Then the coaches jumped in...

I woulda leveled his ass. He was only half my size and near three years older. Stupid half-pint. Aaahh... high school memories.

Oh, you wanted it sex or drug related didn't you? Well, the guy behind me was a major pothead. There ya go.

If I remember something else I'll post it. Story time is fun.

[Sam The Egg]

once I saw a guy in a Demolition Man movie shirt with a Flock of Seagulls haircut playing the bagpipes...so I stabbed him to death

[Rotting Eye]

Bird on a wire.. that reminds me of the Pixar short. Pretty damn funny.

Although I like Knick Knack the best... Had the best background music too, made by Bobby McFerin.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
once I saw a guy in a Demolition Man movie shirt with a Flock of Seagulls haircut playing the bagpipes...so I stabbed him to death

You shoulda asked him if he knew how to use the three seashells.


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