Football and the Blonde..

[Marya Zaleska]

Originally Posted by pinkfloyd45769

Football and the Blonde...
Body: Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Have a great day!

Lol!. I enjoyed that one!




Oh! There's a bun in the oven! Oh my!

I sure hope that it's not mine! My wig will never be the same! Eeeekk!

Countess Marya

[Blood Dragoness]

Loved It ! Am Blonde... but have a great sense of humor :) And have met other blondes who fit these to a "t" ;)

[tic]

Originally Posted by hellfire1

Never quite understood why brits make fun of them either. In most places redheads, especially female redheads, are considered almost exotic.

I quite like them myself - the deeper red, burgundy shade, rather than ginger nuts.

Redheads tend to be a bit more firey, like their hair or maybe that's just the ones I know.

[ferretchucker]

This is what would generally be called a:

Gingernut/ duracel/ carrot top/ (Sorry about this Tic) Scottish person/ Ginge/ ginger pubes etc.




This is what would be considered firey and good looking.



there are of course many exceptions to the rule, but generally, most ginger people will be called any of the names at least 500 times in their life. Mostly more.

[hellfire1]

Hahaha...

There are good looking and less good looking people everywhere, hair color has nothing to do with it. I don't think "gingernuts" have a certain pre-disposition to be unattractive.

And btw, Kirsten Dunst is actually blonde, so she doesn't count. Most can be fiery and good looking with the right coloring.


Edit : Is Isla Fisher a natural redhead ? Cause now there's a fiery one. ;)

[tic]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

This is what would generally be called a:

Gingernut/ duracel/ carrot top/ (Sorry about this Tic) Scottish person/ Ginge/ ginger pubes etc.




This is what would be considered firey and good looking.



there are of course many exceptions to the rule, but generally, most ginger people will be called any of the names at least 500 times in their life. Mostly more.

No need to apologize, I dont have ginger hair, but then again I'm not Scottish.



She (Gillian Anderson) was born in Chicago - but lived for 9 years in London. I once heard her in a chat show and she's got an Anglo-American Accent, apart from that*- she's gorgeous.

*Not that her accent isn't nice or anything :o

[ferretchucker]

I wasn't saying dunst was ginger, but her hair colour is good. Also, I know you're not a scot tic, but you live there and obviously have friends there. But my point is, they have a bad reputation because when a normal person is ugly, they're ugly, when a ginger is ugly, they seem to be...well...AHHHHHHHH!!!


Also, it's the pasty skin and freckles that most people also make fun of.

I personally, think some are attractive, heck, I've had my eye on a fair share of them. But I'm speaking for a lot of england.

[ferretchucker]

I just googled ginger jokes and these are some that I found.


What do you call a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Shocked.


What do redheads miss most about a great party?
The invitation.


whats the difference bewteen a brick and a ginger
a brick can get layed!!!

[tic]

What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."

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If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

[ferretchucker]

I think there's a difference between ginger and red head. Ginger is more orangey, red head is like mary jane.