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i'm willing to share a trailer with lohan (out of respect for the braindead) but its going to have to be fumigated on a daily basis. . . even monkeys have their limits!
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I'd write it. I also agree to most of Zero's potential demands. Monkeyproofing the Louvre will be hard, though.
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EXT: A parking lot littered with monkey parts. Massacre Man is walking away, toting a dripping ax over his shoulder. As Massacre Man walks off, Zero's disembodied head looks up, confused. It rolls around on the ground until a skeletal hand lifts it up.
Zero:AHHH! I'm out of Monkey Hell! Camera pans out revealing that the hand belongs to a mysterious figure in dark robes. Mysterious Figure: I took you from Monkey Hell for a reason. Zero: But Monkey Hell is great! Mysterious Figure: Look, I'm sorry, but this was really important. Zero: It'd better be! Mysterious Figure: The time has come for you to return and wreak havoc. Zero: Wasn't I just wreaking havoc a minute ago? Mysterious Figure: Yes. Because you are the chosen...the emissary of chaos... Zero: That sounds even better than Monkey Hell! Mysterious Figure: Just wait... The figure sets down Zero's head on the ground and Zero's body reassembles. Mysterious Figure: Excellent...it's all going according to plan. INT: A med school classroom. Ferretchucker is presenting a hideous creature, half ferret, half pig to his classmates and professor. ferretchucker: So, you see, by combining a pig and a ferret, we can solve all of society's problems. ferretchucker's professor shakes his head in disapproval. Professor:I don't see how. And this was clearly done with a staplegun. This isn't even a proper crazy genetic experiment. ferretchucker: How dare you challenge me! Does your outmoded "God" tell you it's wrong to take his place? Professor: No, your project is just lazy. You can't just staple animals to each other and call it a cure for all of society's woes! ferretchucker: I'll show you! I'll show you all! Ha ha ha ha ha! ferretchucker exits with his bizarre creation. Professor: Whatever. Opening credits roll
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Okay, here goes. A short first seen. BTW. This is MY FILM! Anyone who want;s to write ***Cough*** Faustus, can wait for the 4th film.
A small run down building is shown in the middle of nowhere. The camera zooms in to show some movement under a few pieces of broken wood. The wood moves to reveal a ferret eating a severed monkey ear. A large, red monkey foot is shown stomping on the ferret. Zero : "That's mine bitch." Cut to a house in the city where Mothman is watching television. Show the television screen. __V__ : So really defeating the zombies was more a case of knowing their weaknesses, in this case their book. Interviewer : Well, it's been six months since the "Zombie-Mania" and you seem fine. Was, was it hard getting over this ordeal? __V__ : Not really. I mean, Shit - Oh shit I said shit at three o'clock. Sorry kids. Interviewer : Well, lets hope that's the last we'll here of them. On to the weath- Mothman clicks the television off. He smiles as he picks up an old book. Mothman : Honey, have you made my Cheese and leek Soup?! A deadified Mona_Lisa shuffles out of the kitchen holding a bowl of soup. Mothman : That's my girl. I think old __V__ will finally have that triumphant smile ripped off his face come tommorow...
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