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Old 08-16-2007, 04:51 PM
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I hate his movies, but hearing him talk is just so damn funny to me.
I bet his German is just as bad as his English... he probably can't speak any language well.
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Old 08-16-2007, 05:22 PM
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I bet his German is just as bad as his English... he probably can't speak any language well.
It's just as well...He doesn't really have anything worth saying...
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Old 08-16-2007, 06:35 PM
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Did the Wired guy's responses seem a little too polite to anyone? Maybe its just me, Bree has this habit of being sickeningly sweet to rude people, because she IS being polite, but anyone with half a brain can tell she is fucking with them and nicely saying "eat shit". That is what I got out of it.

Which made it even more funny to me
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Old 08-16-2007, 06:47 PM
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Did the Wired guy's responses seem a little too polite to anyone? Maybe its just me, Bree has this habit of being sickeningly sweet to rude people, because she IS being polite, but anyone with half a brain can tell she is fucking with them and nicely saying "eat shit". That is what I got out of it.

Which made it even more funny to me
there's no doubt that they are subtly poking fun at him.
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Old 08-16-2007, 08:42 PM
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We all know Uwe Boll is delusional. He actually thinks his movies are good. Not "bad but fun" like troma, but GOOD.:)
I hear "Troma" is in dire straits.



I hope it's true!:D
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Old 08-16-2007, 08:48 PM
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Haha.A retarded monkey,with no arms or legs,with no teeth or tongue....that's also blind,with no ears,and is on about 30 pounds of acid....can make better movies then Uwe Boll.
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Old 08-16-2007, 08:54 PM
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Haha.A retarded monkey,with no arms or legs,with no teeth or tongue....that's also blind,with no ears,and is on about 30 pounds of acid....can make better movies then Uwe Boll.
Lets leave zero out of this.........K
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:27 AM
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have you ever seen them in the same room..................
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I'd like to see a movie in the spirit of Ed Wood based on Uwe Boll. Granted he'd have to die first, which isn't something I'm completely opposed to.

As for his films, I've seen House of the Dead, and that's all it took. I've yet to see any of his other films, and doubt I ever will 'cuz, y'know, I'm not a glutton for punishment.
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have you ever seen them in the same room..................
I see a resemblance...same genus and species?
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