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07-20-2007, 06:41 AM
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Why do you need $2000?
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07-20-2007, 06:54 AM
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It's a secret.
(shhh... penis enlargement)
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07-20-2007, 07:30 AM
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http://www.realdoll.com/
This is what you need the $$$ for, right? (um, don't click if you are offended by nude silicon)
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07-20-2007, 08:10 AM
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start with e bay and if that doesn't work there's always your mangina:eek:
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07-20-2007, 11:00 AM
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I think butt sex with a wealthy businessman is probably the best option. You are kinda pretty, arent you?
Barring that, if you are looking for quick cash, do you have anythign laying around that you dont want anymore? Pawn shops can be your friend.
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07-20-2007, 11:31 AM
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$2000...I see. You need to stop some local yuppie kids from tearing down your beloved youth center. Challenge them to a regatta and kick their ascoted...er...ascots around town! I recommend seeking help from Bobcat Goldthwait and Curtis Armstrong on such an endeavor. Be prepared. And remember, the hot cheerleader you like is shallow. Who you really want is the cute brunette neighbor girl. But seriously, try looking into stuff like Check into Cash. It's a scam, but they'll float you part of it.
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07-20-2007, 11:41 AM
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Sperm, blood, sell piss to drug addicts applying for jobs.
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