You Know You're Old When ...

[halloweenfreak1]

Originally Posted by urgeok

More fodder for you punk asses who like to give me the gears for being of an advance age.

I used to proudly state that every strain or break I've ever gotten in my life was sports related.

until today.

I used to laugh at people who broke or sprained shit when they fell, etc.

until today.

this morning I was walking around the corner in my house when i somehow smashed my foot into the bottom corner where two walls meet .. and i believe i broke my toe.

I heard a crack at the time (though it was like when you make your knuckles crack) I'm pretty sure it was a real crack now. I can feel my god damn foot swelling up in my show and the pain isnt letting up at all.


this is just god damn great.

i guess my hips are next. stupid old bastard.

you old fucker

[Gus]

i know im old when the elderly wont give me candy on halloween.

[stubbornforgey]

you know when your old when ppl offer to help you across the road.

[monalisa]

I got called Miss instead of Ma'am at the store the other day. I could have just kissed the clerk, but I figured that would have just scared the hell out of him, so I behaved.

About the toe thing, I broke the same toe twice, years apart. It's a little crooked now.

[stubbornforgey]

LOL..i thought this was a game.. :o

[Shadow]

Originally Posted by monalisa

I got called Miss instead of Ma'am at the store the other day. I could have just kissed the clerk, but I figured that would have just scared the hell out of him, so I behaved.

About the toe thing, I broke the same toe twice, years apart. It's a little crooked now.

No fair I always get called ma'am, people are quickly corrected. However its just guys trying to sound posh we don't say miss or ma'am much here.

The only bone I have ever broken was my toe. Always getting bruises from walking into stuff and forgetting limbs. I closed my finger in a car door once I thought I had lost my whole finger but it was just bruised.

[Ash's_evil_hand]

I got asked for ID when I was in San Francisco a couple of years ago. That made me feel a whole lot younger!

36, and still not yet broken a bone (unless you count my brother's collarbone when we were kids)! I'm forever doing the toe thing, though.

One thing did make me feel really old recently. You know when old people say 'I had a fall', well I had an 'old person's fall' about a month ago. I was walking along thstreet, tried to turn a corner and stepped on the side of my foot. I took a couple of seconds, but I was resigned to the inevitability of the fall. There was nothing I could do about it, and it must have looked so ungainly!

Put a nasty scuff on my favourite jacket as well! :mad:

[VampiricClown]

I've broken 2 toes about 2-3 times each. I have horses though and it came from one in paticular stepping on it multiple times.

I also broke my arm when I was little by falling off of a foot stool. lol

And no, it's not that I'm not drinking enoug milk.

[can't get enough gore]

you know you are old when you look like urgeok:D

[Shadow]

Originally Posted by urgeok

i HATE getting called sir when being served ... and i dont let any of my kids friends call me mr.
weirds me out

Me and my friends where in a restaurant (we were feeling rich lol) and the waiter kept calling me miss and let me taste the wine and stuff. It was real posh I felt out of place and old lol.