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"I wonder who the real cannibals are."
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"There was only one thing wrong with Rat's cure for Toad's motor-mania: It didn't work..."
--Narrator (Basil Rathbone), The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
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i love lamp
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"Why don't you shut that bitch up before I fuck-start her skull?" - Ryan Phillipe, Way of the Gun
"My wife's mother is visiting, Father, and Tuesday she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I'm not against it. But because it's supposedly filled with impurities, Mary's mother buys it alive, and for three days now it's been swimming in my bathtub. Up and down. Cleaning out the impurities. And I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it moving it's gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father. Have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath in days. So I never go home until the carp is asleep. I'm afraid that if I see it while it's swimming, I'll kill it." - George C. Scott, Exorcist III
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One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the God damn vampires.
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HAHA! Didnt get that for forever when i was a kid...
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My favorite from Alien3: We're all gonna die, it's justr a question of how you check out. are you gonna die fighting? Or on your fucking knees, begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothin'! So I say FUCK that thing! Probably the one line i like from Alien Ressurection: We thought you were dead... Yeah, i get that alot. Se7en: I seem to remember we found your apartment And I seem to remember breaking your face... The Ref: Lady, i swear to God, if you hit that kid one more time, i'm gonna shove that pig head, RIGHT UP YOUR ASS! Don't talk to me like that! I'm not oneof your patients. Lady, you're gonna be somebody's patient if you dont sit down and shut up. Tommy Boy: You obviously dont know they have a thin candy shell Your brain has a tick candy shell! Yeah well your brain has a thick... candy... Shut up richard...
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Mark Wiener from Palindromes: "People always end up the way they started out. No one ever changes. They think they do, but they don't. If you're the depressed type now, that's the way you'll always be. If you're the mindless, happy type, that's the way you'll be when you grow up. You might lose some weight, your face might clear up, get a body tan, a breast enlargement, a sex change - makes no difference. Essentially... from in front, or from behind... whether you're thirteen or fifty, you'll always be the same" |
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Let off some steam, Bennett.
You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry. Bennett, stop screwing around and let the girl go, Its me that you want, I only have one arm, you can beat me! Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken shit gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, thats what you want to do, right? Come on, let the girl go, just between you and me, don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, come on Bennett, lets party! You little BITCH! Because all fucking hell is going to break loose. |
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Robocop: (Right after dumping several thousand pounds of scrap metal on Robocop)
I GOT HIM CLARENCE, I GOT HIM! *BOOOM!* Trainspotting: The fact is Rent, you cant spend your life sitting around listening to Siggy Pop. It's Iggy Pop. Whatever, anyway, the man's dead. No he isnt. Tommy saw him last spring. Blackhawk down: Um Leitenant? Yeah? You might want to clean the blood out of the back before we go out again. True Lies: THE BRIIDGE IS OUUUT! What? Harry, i cant hear you! THE BRIDGE IS OOOUUUUTTT! HArry, I cant... OH MY GOD! HARRY, THE BRIDGE IS OUT! Terminator 2: Cop:Are you hurt? T-1000:No, I'm fine... Say... Thats a nice Bike... Even Better: Get Out.
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