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Old 11-25-2006, 11:47 AM
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Owed to a Spell Chequer

I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:10 PM
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thank god thats settled .. otherwise i'm sure their are people here that would never get it !




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Old 11-25-2006, 01:35 PM
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Their's a lesson to be learned from all this.

This has exhausted me so I would like to continue this discussion on Their'sday.
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Old 11-25-2006, 01:53 PM
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And if Their'sday is not convenient, Two'sday or When'sday will be okay. Or Monkeyday. (ook ook!)
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Old 11-25-2006, 02:51 PM
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its funny how people love to say my name :confused:
I have a quite witty, yet mean remark to say to this, but instead, I'm just going to say;

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Old 11-25-2006, 03:11 PM
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Not funny.
take a shit on your computer screen then.
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Old 11-25-2006, 03:53 PM
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take a shit on your computer screen then.
What?

Why did that make me laugh?
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Old 11-25-2006, 04:51 PM
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I know of a mod on another board I frequent who has the rules about plural s and apostrophe s completely backwards- it's extremely annoying.

Rod, continue with your lessons- a lot could use a lesson on to/too and your/you're as well.
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Old 11-25-2006, 05:08 PM
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This is grade school level grammar....or as dave says, "grammer"....
aYes- interesting how many adults haven't grasped the concepts yet, isn't it?
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:56 PM
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Of course there is a price to pay for anyone blatantly correcting grammar, spelling and/or punctuation - the greenlight for close scrutiny of their own work on the message board.

Could Rod, Renob and neverending handle it, or will they say it's okay to carry on making mistakes after all?

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