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11-03-2006, 09:40 PM
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:D I did it maaaaaaaaaaaaah way!
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11-04-2006, 05:16 AM
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forget everything i said before ..
THIS is my theme song : Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot Lyrics Song: I Like Big Butts *talking* Oh my god Becky, look at her butt Its so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black *rap* I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UH I aint talkin bout playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til the break of dawn Baby Got it goin on Alot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice did miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
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11-04-2006, 06:21 AM
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Mine would be What Happened? by SUBLIME:
What happened? Wake up in the morning, clock says half past one I have no sunglasses As I step into the sun There's no recollection of the evil things I've done My head feels like I musta' had some fun What happened? Last thing I remember I was chillin at a party Pinching girlie's asses I was drinking recklessly I know I did something Lord what could it be Woke up in the morning And all my friends hate me What happened? What I'm I doing here Who is this girl in my bed What is this shit on my face My God, what is that awful smell [Chorus] She may be an angel She may be a queen She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese Thru a bottle at a bouncer Didn't think that he was cool Pissed in someones drink And thru a bike into a pool Driven down the side walk Like a crazy possessed fool I broke every single traffic rule. What happened? What happened? Let's go
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11-04-2006, 06:55 AM
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ZERO THE HERO
Black Sabbath Accept the fact that you're second rate Life is easy for you It's all served up on a gold plated plate And we don't even have to talk to you Your face is normal that's the way you're bred And that's the way you're going to stay Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel But someone else's finger's on the control panel What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother Zero the Hero Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother Zero the Hero When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother Zero the Hero Impossibility impossibolity mother Really a Hero You sit there watch it all burn down It's easy and breezy for you You play your life to a different sound No edge no edge you got no knife have you Your life is a six lane highway to nowhere You're going so fast you're never ever Gonna get down there Where the heroes sit by the river With a magic in their music as they eat raw liver You stand there captain we all look You really are mediocre You are the champion in the Acme form book But I think you're just a joker Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity But the luv-a-duckin'way you're walkin' around The city with your balls and your head full of nothing It's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing
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11-04-2006, 11:27 AM
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The main theme from Conan the Barbarian.
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11-04-2006, 11:37 AM
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I would love if it was Judas Priest´s "Living after midnight", but i´m afraid my theme song is closer to Disneyland After Dark´s "Sleeping my day away"... :(
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11-04-2006, 02:29 PM
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11-15-2006, 06:09 PM
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Definitely, "Baby Got Back.":D
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11-15-2006, 07:05 PM
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we hate your politics we hate your problems
& we hate the way you smell 1..2...3! I don't give a fuck about nicaragua I don't give a shit about the President I don't care about suburban white kids Trying to show they've got compassion Politics are boring There politics are fucking boring Philosophizing propoganda spewing Teenage armchair revolutionaries What's the problem? What's the matter? You're sitting there getting fatter You say that you hate capitalism And you won't compromise But when you're out of cigarettes The funny thing's your butts full of jizz You pompous ass your moral outrage Gives me a fucking headache Closed your mind got all the answers Don't even realize you're an asshole If you had any brains I guess you'd see You're a narrow minded judgemental left wing nazi we hate your politics & we hate your clothes & we hate the way you smell 1..2...3! I don't give a fuck about Nicaragua I don't give a fuck about Nicaragua I don't give a fuck about Nicaragua I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NICARAGUA! you know either that or Ice Ice Baby
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Last edited by X¤MurderDoll¤X; 11-15-2006 at 07:07 PM.
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