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Old 08-24-2006, 12:20 PM
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You can have a cookie, too!
:D What kind do you have?
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:25 PM
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:35 PM
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Whatever kind you want! ;)
Hehe, hmmm....
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:35 PM
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Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!

Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!

Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh

(thud)
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:44 PM
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Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!

Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!

Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh

(thud)
Perhaps he was dictating.
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:44 PM
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Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!

Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!

Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh

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Blood cake, may I have some?
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:47 PM
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Blood cake, may I have some?
Only if you want AIDS.

Burned.
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Old 08-24-2006, 05:14 PM
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Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!

Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!

Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh

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wow - a IA75 is dead . . . my every dream HAS come true!

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Old 08-24-2006, 05:16 PM
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Only if you want AIDS.

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Fuck no....Forget it. :p
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Old 08-24-2006, 05:18 PM
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wow - a IA75 is dead . . . my every dream HAS come true!

:D
Nice dude:rolleyes:

He went through all the trouble of baking you a cake and then cut himself and then lost consciousness because of blood loss and this is the thanks he gets.
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