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05-20-2006, 05:08 AM
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Goldfish cracker thingies.
Dill pickles (sweet pickles are an abomnination)
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05-20-2006, 11:05 AM
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fudge rounds, m&m's, and pepper jack chips!
oh yeah and dr. pepper:D i forgot green olives
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05-20-2006, 11:09 AM
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Gushers or Doritos Nacho Cheesier.
Gushers is one of the few pieces of my childhood that I'm holding onto tightly.
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Green olives are good, Entity. Do you ever get them from a Mediteranean deli of some sort with the pit still in them? Like... I mean semi fresh olives? Utterly to die for!!
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Green and (sometimes)black olives
Corn nuts Wasabi covered peas Sesame sticks(hot kind) Pretzels Almonds
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Good shit....they also have gummis.
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05-21-2006, 06:33 AM
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Crackers...
There are some crackers that I really really like, because of their flavor that exists just on their own, either simple flavor or a blend of their baked in spices. Then their are some crackers that you absolutely have to have with cheese to mask the flavor of the cracker. You guys know what I'm talking about? It's the crackers that people buy, but you never see them eating that cracker by itself? I was telling The STE the other night what Mitch Hedgberg once said about crackers (paraphrase): I like crackers. On the back of the box it tells you that you can put ham and cheese on the crackers. You can even put peanut butter on the crackers. I just like crackers, not little tiny edible plates. It's the same with caviar and crackers (although I doubt that most people who eat caviar would call them crackers). You have the crackers to mask the flavor of the caviar or vice versa. My dad is into Biblical food because he's a freak. (He should really be into like Native American food considering THOSE ARE HIS ANCESTORS!!!) anyway, there's a section in one of grocery stores that caters to Biblical food theory shit. They had some good crackers, and I'm not just talking matza (sp) crackers either. Hmmm... I may have typed the longest piece ever written on crackers. That, my friends, is really really sad, and I am ashamed.
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05-21-2006, 06:41 AM
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boston baked beans, I believe I mentioned them before and Bloodrayne said something about them, I am talking about the candy type they used to sell in vending machines long ago, I have trouble finding these nowadays! (HEY: they used to sell ALL KINDS of good things in vending machines back in the day. And n0w? nothing!!!!!!!!!!!! exceptp the occasional sticky frog toy or something.)
and also, taquitos or anything made of corn and friied--corn dogs, etc.--because that sweet fried corn smell reminds me of carnivals. did you ever throw the ping pong bals into the fishtanks at the carnvial to get the fish, and then you go home with the plastic bag with a little fish in it? member that? they styill do that? those poor little things
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05-21-2006, 06:49 AM
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oh yea I forgot to mention, in cracker news, THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN features a bizarre conversation about crackers. This guy is sent out to find the melting man (whose name is "Steve") before he kills more people, etc. He goes home after a long day of melting man hunting, and makes some clam chowder on the stove. Then he burns himself on the stove and screams "Aaatchka!!" and then his wife comes home. He tells his wife, "Steve's missing!" and she says OH MY GOD. And then he looks up from his soup and says, "Did you get some crackers? We ran out of crackers and I need crackers for my soup" and she says "But what about Steve? I went to the store but it wasn't on the list...you should have written it down etc." and he looks deranged and says "So.......................you didn't get any crackers?" and she says "Ted, STEVE!" and he looks even weirder and says "Steve? I've gotta go out and FIND steve."
I love these weird movies. Conversations about crackers in a gory horror movie. Sheesh! CRACKERS of all things.
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