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Old 05-15-2006, 05:43 AM
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But in caring for nothing, you must also stop caring about yourself, because if you don't then you'd be only caring for yourself and we all know that is selfish.

In order to achieve true emotional happiness you must completely stop caring about all of your friends and family, as well as any pets you have, and then stop caring about yourself.

Not only will you attain emotional happiness, but physical as well, since you don't care for yourself, you can smoke, eat fast food, have sex without condoms, inject heroin, skydive without a parachute or any number of other fun activities that one that cared for theirselves may not be willing to try...

You'll live free and be happy and all you have to do is stop caring for anything. Life will be grand.
















*This method to emotional happiness has not been tested in humans and may cause some unkknown side effects.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:46 AM
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i dont know about living if i skydive with a parachute but i think i can stop caring for family, pets, friends but i dont know about myself that will be hard and i dont to smoking, sex without a condom, or do heroin and my life is pretty happy so everyone shouldnt do drugs or have unsafe sex.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:48 AM
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i dont know about living if i skydive with a parachute but i think i can stop caring for family, pets, friends but i dont know about myself that will be hard and i dont to smoking, sex without a condom, or do heroin and my life is pretty happy so everyone shouldnt do drugs or have unsafe sex.




Nope, sorry. The bwind22 Guide to Emotional Well-Being is an 'all or nothing' sort of plan. It won't work if you omit parts.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:50 AM
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life is not about sex and drugs. life is about making something out of urself and being the best u can be. duh everyone knows that.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:50 AM
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i dont know about living if i skydive with a parachute but i think i can stop caring for family, pets, friends but i dont know about myself that will be hard and i dont to smoking, sex without a condom, or do heroin and my life is pretty happy so everyone shouldnt do drugs or have unsafe sex.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:55 AM
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oh thats tasteful newb.
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:19 AM
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Speaking for myself, people who make the "I'm back"/ "I'm leaving" threads only want to talk about one thing in that case - THEMSELVES. Bubbles burst, worlds collide, and egos shatter when it's suddenly revealed that nobody wants to discuss only you and your attempts to make them talk about you and only you. Unless you're going to do a long jail stint, missionary work, etc where you won't have computer access, there's no need for the "I'm leaving" threads. You choose not to be here ? Fine. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out, but don't bother waiting for everyone to rush to post the wanted "please don't leave us !" responses. That's asinine. When I eventually leave, I'll skip the drama and just not come back. Until that time, my new pic for all the "goodbye" thread starters will be:

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Old 05-15-2006, 07:21 AM
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OH YEAH! Well, I'm leaving. . .





in about 917 posts








at least for a little while






3333 here we come!
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:23 AM
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You should've stayed gone at 1111. That was the perfect exit. All your sequels can't live up to the original :D
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:25 AM
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You should've stayed gone at 1111. That was the perfect exit. All your sequels can't live up to the original :D
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generally true - but i have a feeling that 5555 will be my Empire Strikes Back - the sequel that's better than the original!!


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