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Old 07-23-2005, 04:53 AM
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Re: Random makeouts and the horror of reality

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Has anyone in their LIFE ever had a random makeout in an elevator? I'm watching a movie and these people just start making out in an elevator (its not a porno). Why can't life be like a movie? Why can't I outrun the cops in a car chase or fight the bully at school or go to Amsterdam to smoke with my buddies out of the clear blue...

Meanwhile I owe my old landlord $1800, lost my deposit on my current landlord and am already on bad terms with my new landlord. See, that's why I get pissed when I watch movies now. A voice in my head keeps saying, "This is fake. Your life is worse than this". And its REALLY depressing!

I want a life of danger and explosions with supermodels who take their tops off! I'm not trying to be all depressing, but life really is not cool when compared to all the fictional entertainment we get slapped with day after day.
I understand this,but you know what I found out? Even if you had the money and the exciting life-it wouldn't fill that empty hole in your soul,not after the shiney newness wore off. It's GREAT when you first get it and it's nice to HAVE it-I won't lie about that-but it is NEVER what you thought it would be.
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Old 07-23-2005, 05:16 AM
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Yea....life is all bout workin, god knows how many hours a week & gettin paid shit! Just enough money to pay some bills & barely enough to put gas in your car.....But, the good news is....they still make cheap-ass beer, so you can drink & get drunk and say.....Aw FUCK IT....:D
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:28 AM
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Thanks. A nice dose of Saturday morning reality internet with Shanks.
you not know the film?... you must, it's a good film.


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Old 07-23-2005, 09:33 AM
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you not know the film?... you must, it's a good film.


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Old 07-23-2005, 10:07 AM
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you not know the film?... you must, it's a good film.


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Trainspotting! Fantastic film =) Also, great pic Zwoti.
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Old 07-23-2005, 10:48 AM
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Trainspotting! Fantastic film =) Also, great pic Zwoti.
One of the best films I have ever seen. So much about life can be learned from a film.

Heres some lines from another film.

I am not my job, I am not whats in my bank account & I am not my fucking khakis.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Only after diaster can we be resurrected.

Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything

Reject the basic assumptions of civilization

I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say lets evolve....and let the chips fall where they may.

Hitting bottom isnt a weekend retreat. Its not a Goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control things and just let go. LET GO!!

Kudos to anyone who knows the film.

Good words to live by.



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Old 07-23-2005, 12:06 PM
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Psh, sex on an elevator is too hard... not that I'd know. But after you convince the girl (which would be damn near impossible), the whole positioning thing would be awkward.

To hell with movie sex.
what kind of girls do you know? I know like 293470243432 girls who fuck based on looks alone.... and then positioning........ ever heard of doggy style. see sex in an elevator is easy, its you who's being the prude ;)









geez...
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Old 07-23-2005, 06:18 PM
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what kind of girls do you know? I know like 293470243432 girls who fuck based on looks alone.... and then positioning........ ever heard of doggy style. see sex in an elevator is easy, its you who's being the prude ;)

geez...
I know, I'm such a loser... I'll NEVER get to fuck a girl on an elevator!:(
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Old 07-23-2005, 06:55 PM
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I know, I'm such a loser... I'll NEVER get to fuck a girl on an elevator!:(
LMFAO!!!! Well no you won't with that attitude!:rolleyes:
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:01 PM
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LMFAO!!!! Well no you won't with that attitude!:rolleyes:
I know, I'm so pessemisitc. I can't help it, I don't feel confident in my elevator love-making abilities.
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