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Some people just suck bad in the kitchen and can use some of this stuff. I've never been able to make an omelet without it looking like shit and having cheese all over the place. Bring on the double frying pan I say.
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06-02-2005, 07:40 AM
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I guess that is the secret of their success.... Pandering to the lowest common denominator (no offense).
I think the funniest infomercial product ever was the frigging pad that was supposed to shock your muscles into getting tone... I believe they got sued and the FCC shut them down :D
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I saw a live presentation something like an infomercial at a kmart
here, I was lured by the offer of a free knife, watched the demo, and...ended up buying an excellent package containing an assortment of those crazy-ass superknives, quite cheaply. Their claims were true, the knives have not yet blunted after about 3 months of heavy use, can cut through almost anything you'd wanna cut, and even some things you wouldn't (yourself). Same condition as new. Best knives EVER. I have PONDERED the rotissierie...but I think that's all it will come to.
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06-02-2005, 07:52 AM
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Consumer Whore!
:D
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06-02-2005, 07:56 AM
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Ha! :)
I seriously feel like i am betraying some anti-mainstream god if i even consider any of those things... Like i have somehow sold out and will be cast of from my self-righteous flock for merely thingking they arent benath me. i have some pretty stupid issues.
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06-02-2005, 08:02 AM
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Go ahead, BUY! Buy, and join all the media sluts. Buy your plastic thingamawhatses. All my kitchen utensils are made out of PAPER and are BIODEGRADABLE. All of my DVDs are made out of PAPER!!
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06-02-2005, 10:35 AM
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the spatula is the shit for turning burgers, getting a slice of pizza etc. sadly I only use the whiskatongs as a whisk more than anything.
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i have 3 whisks... im a whiskophile.
I have a silicone spatula. its the only type i will ever buy, it is the greatest thing on earth. As are my nice, long metal tongs :)
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