The Little Daily Death

[urgeok]

he had to stand on his head .. and wear a bib :)

[Angra]

Originally posted by newb

Newb, you left out somebody humping it from behind.;) :D

[Angra]

Originally posted by Vodstok
True story:

One time during a dream (i cant remember what it was about) i was walking down a nice suburban street when i realized, this IS a dream....


So i went into one of the yards and started nailing this guy's attractive 19 year old daughter right on the lawn. He started yelling at me and i said "Fuck off, its just a dream, what are you going to do?"


He went into the house. I would have continued, but i woke up and had to pee. And i lost my place :(

:rolleyes: ....Someone dial 911 or the nut buss.:D

[urgeok]

that sheep is Vods neighbours 19 year old :)

[newb]

Originally posted by Angra
Newb, you left out somebody humping it from behind.;) :D

I like to leave some things to the imagination.:)

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by urgeok
that sheep is Vods neighbours 19 year old :)

boy, you really tried on that one, didnt you?

:D

[ChEEbA]

Its tough to pee in that....um....er...state.

And trying to bend it might seem logical, but really works against the cause...
Any of you guys ever to get that twin streams of piss deal goin' on??

..."Man...you like hit the floor, AND the ceiling?!?"

[urgeok]

more like, the cat, and the neighbours car ..

those morning pees are a power to be reconed with

[Angra]

I agree with you all, that sleeping and especially dreaming is weird. But what baffles me even more, is what you can experiense when you´re awake.

For example, i´ve got just about 1 mile to work. I´m always cycling, and several times i´ve experienced a total black out in a distance of 200 - 500 meters. It´s like i suddenly just wake up and wonder "How the fuck did i end up here???". Now THAT`s bloody weird!!...

Anybody else experienced something like that?

[urgeok]

i spend 8 hours a day like that