Go Back   Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. > Horror.com Lobby > Horror.com General Forum
Reload this Page Here I am..........
Register FAQ Community Calendar

Reply
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3
 
Thread Tools
  #11  
Old 03-08-2005, 12:30 PM
urgeok's Avatar
urgeok urgeok is offline
Banned

  
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 19,465
Quote:
Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
AHHH! Flashback.........My dad was on call for his job (mill foreman) and the phone rang at like 12:30 am, and it was for him, so naturally I had to take the phone to him.....Walked in on a bad thing.....a very bad thing......:(

your mom was wearing a strap on and dad was saying 'please sir, may i have another' ?




sorry .. that was tasteless even for me !

but you started it !
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 03-08-2005, 12:31 PM
Death By Jell-O's Avatar
Death By Jell-O Death By Jell-O is offline
Ninja Wizard
  
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oregon
Posts: 929
Send a message via AIM to Death By Jell-O Send a message via Yahoo to Death By Jell-O
BOOOOO!!! :D
__________________
Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. - Otis - House of 1000 Corpses.

Quote:
Originally Stolen From UrgeOK
Standard Disclaimer.

we the undersigned realize that a woman is a complete being - not a group of individual parts.
We enjoy every aspects of the women and respect them as people. Any mention of specific bodyparts does not diminish this fact.

thank you, the management.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 03-08-2005, 12:45 PM
Vodstok's Avatar
Vodstok Vodstok is offline
Fear scented candle
  
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The edge of forever
Posts: 13,650
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
your mom was wearing a strap on and dad was saying 'please sir, may i have another' ?




sorry .. that was tasteless even for me !

but you started it !
:eek: :eek: Your poor kid, urge....

I bet you have that one catalogued now for just such an occasion.

"honey, the kid's up, you know what to do..."
"You've been begging for the strap-on thing for years. Finally figured out how to get me to do it, eh?"
__________________
Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/
(I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 03-08-2005, 12:49 PM
Angra's Avatar
Angra Angra is offline
No, fuck YOU


  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Right behind you!!!
Posts: 16,248
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
:eek: :eek: Your poor kid, urge....

I bet you have that one catalogued now for just such an occasion.

"honey, the kid's up, you know what to do..."
"You've been begging for the strap-on thing for years. Finally figured out how to get me to do it, eh?"

LMAO


Folks, i think there are other places on the internet for that kind of stories!;)
__________________
I'm right. It's the rest of the world that's wrong.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 03-08-2005, 12:51 PM
urgeok's Avatar
urgeok urgeok is offline
Banned

  
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 19,465
its vod ... no one can have a pleasant conversation around here without him turning it into something filthy ..

dirty little degenerate !
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 03-08-2005, 12:58 PM
Vodstok's Avatar
Vodstok Vodstok is offline
Fear scented candle
  
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The edge of forever
Posts: 13,650
LOL!


Guilty as charged. I log in as "urgeok" to fuck with people :p
__________________
Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/
(I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 03-08-2005, 03:22 PM
Gren the cake's Avatar
Gren the cake Gren the cake is offline
Damian
  
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: on you
Posts: 2,678
Send a message via AIM to Gren the cake Send a message via Yahoo to Gren the cake
urge is PIMPTASTIK!

i dunno whos worse, urge or drac :D
__________________
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iclbyo12peks

IN REMEMBRANCE OF BARF CUM - .................. ^_^
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 03-08-2005, 04:18 PM
allmykids's Avatar
allmykids allmykids is offline
MODERATOR
  
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: portland or
Posts: 5,636
Dam, Did I miss all the fun?? I want some sex too! ;)
__________________
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!!




LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 03-08-2005, 05:59 PM
urgeok's Avatar
urgeok urgeok is offline
Banned

  
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 19,465
Quote:
Originally posted by allmykids
Dam, Did I miss all the fun?? I want some sex too! ;)
gentlemen .. at attention ... form a line behind AMK .. no pushing please ..


well...... not untill it's your turn :D
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 03-08-2005, 06:57 PM
Death By Jell-O's Avatar
Death By Jell-O Death By Jell-O is offline
Ninja Wizard
  
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oregon
Posts: 929
Send a message via AIM to Death By Jell-O Send a message via Yahoo to Death By Jell-O
Sooooo.....How 'bout them Mets?:rolleyes:
__________________
Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. - Otis - House of 1000 Corpses.

Quote:
Originally Stolen From UrgeOK
Standard Disclaimer.

we the undersigned realize that a woman is a complete being - not a group of individual parts.
We enjoy every aspects of the women and respect them as people. Any mention of specific bodyparts does not diminish this fact.

thank you, the management.
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:52 AM.