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Old 12-01-2004, 09:58 AM
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:04 AM
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Does this mean I have to post my Wanker???
Oh...PLEASE no...We've all already OD'd on MD wanker...I personally have had enough to last a lifetime.....*shudders*
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:06 AM
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Does this mean I have to post my Wanker???
I'll post mine.





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Old 12-01-2004, 10:07 AM
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Interesting duality to male/female physiques....


A mans penis is rarely attractive to allwho love penis, but can be beautiful to the woman who loves it.

A womans boobs are pretty much attractive to all who like bosoms. There are exceptions of course, but for the most part:

Boobs= everyone's freinds
Weiner = one person's freind.

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Old 12-01-2004, 10:13 AM
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yeah, but if you're comparing like for like, then it'll be female boobies and a boring male chest then .......then sexual organs i.e. dick and fanny.
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:13 AM
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I don't know about that one Vod. I have been married for 24 years and I've yet to hear my wife say " my what a beautiful penis you have there."

I can't understand it...as far as dicks go...ITS GORGEOUS!
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:15 AM
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yeah, but if you're comparing like for like, then it'll be female boobies and a boring male chest then .......then sexual organs i.e. dick and fanny.
I'm actually comparing what most people judge by size.


Newb, im so happy for you :D
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:20 AM
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Newb, im so happy for you :D
Don't be..........I would be happier if my wife thought I had a pretty penis....or as our british friends call it, John Thomas.
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:24 AM
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I'm actually comparing what most people judge by size.


Newb, im so happy for you :D
well I dont think any of us blokes will be able to compete with the likes of the mammary monsters on some of the females chests here....unless you're related to kingDong.

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That's what my first thought was too!! Though I'm sure it's great we have seen enough dick to last a life time latley!!
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