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09-27-2005, 12:29 PM
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I heard that there is a human brain inside a magic eight ball, is that true??
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. 
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09-27-2005, 12:32 PM
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Yes.
That's actually the answer to "what happens after we die?" but I'm not sure I was supposed to say that.
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#183
09-27-2005, 12:47 PM
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I was once told that they put human heads in bowling balls, and if you stick your finger in the thumb hole far enough.....well I didnt use my finger *snicker*
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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09-27-2005, 12:50 PM
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Thanks man, I bowled a 270 that night.
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#185
09-27-2005, 12:52 PM
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(I'm going to start answering questions asked in other threads now. I'm a leech :) )
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#186
09-27-2005, 12:54 PM
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An you're not a leech, you're a thread derailer.;)
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#187
09-27-2005, 12:57 PM
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No what you should do is take a stool sample to the doctor and have it checked for worms and parasites.-question answered from WebMD.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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09-27-2005, 12:59 PM
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+gross
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#189
09-27-2005, 12:59 PM
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When's the right time to tell a girl you need to borrow a pencil? Or, for that matter, a pen?
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09-27-2005, 01:05 PM
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but... Never on a tuesday like this, it will end horribly. One time I lent someone my pen on a tuesday and then asked him to get me the test that was on the desk. He reluctantly did it, then I went crazy on him for not saying "you're welcome" haha So know the obligations that come with borrowing a pen and if ther is one day to remember a pen, make it tuesdays.
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