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should i go ahead and make my acceptance speech now? - i'm on a kind of tight schedule and, to be honest, this kind of piddly ass awards show is a waste of my valuable time. . .
oh wait. . . is the mic on? oh, shit, uhm, i mean, uh, 'ha ha' - what a funny joke because, y'know folks, sweeping these awards, what were they called again, the horries? - yeah, well, whatever, anyway, sweeping all the awards for your little group is, and let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, it is the biggest single honor I will receive. . well today at least, unless you count the extra cheese they put on my bagel sandwich this morning without charging. . . that's right without charging me a dime. Now, i could point out that your little awards would benefit from some kind of material 'bling bling' if you know what i mean - maybe a gift basket or a gold statue - hey, y'know real gold would make this whole thing really worthwhile. . but i digress. . . so, anyway, now that i've got your attention i'd just like to say thanks to, well y'know all those people who are expecting to hear their name - just insert it here. and, of course, i'd like to thank all the little people, and by little people i mean you guys -- and honest to god you are kind of short, is that a membership requirement. . . but, again i digress. . . the main point is that you had to honor someone, you chose me and i am now honored, well to some extent. . . now where's my limo
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05-01-2006, 11:12 AM
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Well, penguin? Did you change the deadline? If so I missed it.
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Sorry I didnt mention it sooner...May 1st just sort of crept up on me.
THE CLOSING DATE IS OFFICIALLY POSTPONED UNTIL MAY 7TH. SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION THAT THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED.
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There will be mass rioting in the streets ! The election is fixed ! The voting is tainted ! The democrats want a recount ! All is lost !
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05-01-2006, 02:22 PM
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oh - may 7th, right, then just ignore the previous until the 7th - then read it again.
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05-01-2006, 04:28 PM
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05-01-2006, 04:30 PM
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Damn, Zero! That's a pretty fuckin good speach! Of course I could've written a better one, but who's counting straws?
I kid. I kid. That was very clever. Very clever.
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05-02-2006, 06:09 AM
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I think you should do an acceptance speech - and then at the end turn the whole audience into frogs!!
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05-02-2006, 08:18 AM
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An acceptance speach? How about I write other people's acceptance speaches?
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05-02-2006, 05:25 PM
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Nobody needs to be writing any speeches yet...there's still 5 days to go:p
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