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Old 03-04-2006, 05:03 PM
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it is truly creepy - what always gets me (and other has mentioned it) are the "guests" who are always "reporting a post" --- what are they 'homeland security agents' coming to report us for being naughty???
They too are probably masturbating to our conversations and accidentally knock there cock on the mouse which "reports" our posts! Or, if our post get them up, if you know what I mean, they report it.
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Old 03-04-2006, 05:04 PM
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i bet the HDC posts get them really hot. . . i'll bet its all the bad. . . .















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Old 03-04-2006, 05:11 PM
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i bet the HDC posts get them really hot. . . i'll bet its all the bad. . . .

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I wonder if they do a little foreplay with the computer when they're on Horror.com?

BTW, I got exclusive, disturbing coverage on one of the "memberbaters a.k.a. masturbaters". It's an audio clip (which'll be posted since the clip is too damn disturbing to listen to): "OH YEAH, RIGHT THERE! THAT'S RIGHT! IS IT GOING TO, IS IT GOING TO? MISERY GETS THE VOTE! YES, YES, YES!!! *Major orgasm*" Very, very disturbing!
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Old 03-04-2006, 05:24 PM
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I wonder if they do a little foreplay with the computer when they're on Horror.com?

BTW, I got exclusive, disturbing coverage on one of the "memberbaters a.k.a. masturbaters". It's an audio clip (which'll be posted since the clip is too damn disturbing to listen to): "OH YEAH, RIGHT THERE! THAT'S RIGHT! IS IT GOING TO, IS IT GOING TO? MISERY GETS THE VOTE! YES, YES, YES!!! *Major orgasm*" Very, very disturbing!
LMAO -- sadly (and in a disturbing fashion) - i think i know exactly who you mean
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Old 03-04-2006, 05:33 PM
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LMAO -- sadly (and in a disturbing fashion) - i think i know exactly who you mean
Zero, have you been whacking it to my tournament? :p
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Old 03-04-2006, 05:36 PM
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Zero, have you been whacking it to my tournament? :p
my shameful secret is out

now. . . i can finally ask a crucial question - how do you clean certain, uhm, fluids off your keyboard??:eek:
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Old 03-04-2006, 05:38 PM
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how do you clean certain, uhm, fluids off your keyboard??:eek:
Put a condom on it! There's nothing like being safe! :p
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Old 03-04-2006, 06:03 PM
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I thought of the "memberbaters'" theme song. Here it is:

"When a problem comes along, you must whack it! Whack it good!"
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Old 03-11-2006, 04:56 PM
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