My HDC Last Will And Testament

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by mordrid

Might as well do this

To Posh, my entire porn collection, including all the midget porn
To Roddick, my collection of story ideas and half written novels, if anyone can turn them into gold, he can
To BloodRayne, my 3 girls, no one else I can think of would provide a proper female role model than her, besides maybe Stubby, but people from New Zealand scare me
To Gus, my slightly used blow up doll
To Bwind, my entire music collection, dont think anyone else could appreciate all the punk I own
To the rest of HDC, you vultures may fight over my horror dvd collection
To Stubby, my copy of dirty dancing, not sure why I would give to her or why I own it, but didnt want to leave her out.

I resent that! I prefer women (no gay jokes are permitted here) with real body parts that don't melt in the sun.

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by DP McCoy

I'm thankful for the shirt off your back Gus,much appreciated. :)
Stubbs you should be ashamed,how ungrateful. :p

I already said i felt like a right cunt..'sheesh what else do i need to do..?
oh and Mordrid..honestly us NewZealanders are great role models for kids..
gimmie children!!gimmie gimmie!!!..'rubs hands together ..thinking about new blood for her child slavery excursion'..oh and hey..thanx for the movie.
despite hating it.
For you 2..i will give you my pet sheep..
its out done its purpose. :D so you can have it fot next weeks dinner :D

[bloody_ribcut]

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey

I already said i felt like a right cunt..'sheesh what else do i need to do..?

what exactly is a right cunt?
i forgot....

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut

what exactly is a right cunt?
i forgot....

'hands rib a cheeseburger' :D