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love it, brother. very funny stuff
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WOOHOO! I'M BACK! Please, please, hold the applause. I was just on a holiday to the states. 4th time. Orlando and Kissimee never get old. Stayed at a place called Orange Lake. There were Gators there. Anyway, i'm back in the UK now. So, hi once more, i know I havent been on for a while.
So, let me see. Who would i get played by? Realisticly I'd probably end up being played by Dewey from Malcolm in the middle, but I think I would Rather be played by Christopher Lee. I'd be the Man who predicted it all, but decided the mayhem was good and ended up being killed by the very thing I was trying to help create. Also, I'd be known by the townsfolk as "The Ferret Chucker" because of my strange obsession of throwing Ferrets off the cliffs.
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Faustus: aaaaaaaaaah! The zombie has got me.
Murderdoll: Take this you son of a bitch! *Murderdoll shoots the zombie on the head and it falls out* Faustus: thanks Murderdoll. Murderdoll: never mind. Faustus: Dojo took my van and now we have to get him. Murderdoll: we?! Faustus: yes, unless u want to die here. Murder doll: i got a gun, how come i am gonna die here. Faustus: what the fuck, let me see that gun! Murderdoll: no, youll try to take it from me. Faustus: dont worry, i promise i wont. *Murderdoll gives faustus the gun and he opens it* Faustus: you only got 3 bullets. Murderdoll: and i am going to make 3 holes on your dick if you dont give me my gun and dont leave me alone. *Faustus makes like to give the gun to Murderdoll, but he grabs her by the feet and puts her upside down* Faustus: I wont let you die, dont even think of it! Murderdoll: why, do you love me too, like the asshole of despare? Faustus: no, but i got no choice, youre going to die here with no food and only 3 bullets. Murderdoll: ok. *Camera cuts to Dojo driving the van, and then cuts to the front window, from inside the van* Dojo: jajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you assholes, and i took the key, and im driving right now. *Zero the monkey jumps to the front window and Dojo rises the speed* Dojo: hey you little asshole, get down of there! *camera cuts to faustus and murderdoll running and following the marks of the wheels of the van* *Zero the monkey breaks the window by scratching it and begins biting and scratching Dojo in the face*
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Wow I was really confused there for a second with more than just massacre writing. Whoa. Good stuff all the same :)
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