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Old 10-28-2008, 06:20 PM
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Would you give a man a foot massage? Yes you would, if that man is Kim Jong-il and I got a flame thrower pressed against the back of your neck.
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:25 PM
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i'll shove that flamethrower up your ass.
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:27 PM
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I would freeze a sledge hammer and hit your crotch over and over.


And use my words, which hurt worse.
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:29 PM
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i'll shove that flamethrower up your ass.

I’d have Terry Bradshaw flapjack you, then toss you into a pit of snarling librarians.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:13 PM
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I would freeze a sledge hammer and hit your crotch over and over.


And use my words, which hurt worse.
Isn't that shit hilarious though?

I wouldcover you in cheese and sick these ladies on you....

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Old 10-28-2008, 07:15 PM
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Oh good lord! I'd drown you in my vomit! :p
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Oh good lord! I'd drown you in my vomit! :p
I'd drink a whole bottle of milk of magnesia and drown you in my poop.
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Isn't that shit hilarious though?

I wouldcover you in cheese and sick these ladies on you....
Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?


To MonaLisa- Have 16 Mexicans with leafblowers claim your uterus as new territory for their country.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:34 PM
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Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?


To MonaLisa- Have 16 Mexicans with leafblowers claim your uterus as new territory for their country.
They can't the puerto ricans allready did.

Festered, I'd eat 20 cans of baked beans, and make a fart helmet that went from my ass directly to your head, and suffocate you with my farts.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:37 PM
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Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?


To MonaLisa- Have 16 Mexicans with leafblowers claim your uterus as new territory for their country.
Once they realized I've had a hysterectomy, I'd send them up your butt!
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