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Going back and reading this I can't help but picture Mahoney as Michael Cera.
In second period, Mahoney is sitting at his desk by himself, the teacher enters, he stands in front of the class, he is young and has an optimistic attitude, he is a substitute. Teacher: Hello, I'll be subbing for this class today, so there's nothing awkward between us, you can just call me Jordan. I'll introduce myself for you, I'm 22 from Indianapolis, I just recently graduated college and moved into the area. Now... I understand that you have a packet from last class that you're supposed to be working on today. Was anybody not here last time? Nobody raises their hand. Jordan: Alright, did anybody lose theirs? Mahoney raises his hand. Jordan places a packet on his desk. Jordan: You can go ahead and work in partners if you want to, if anyone has a question just feel free to ask. I'll be at my desk. Jordan sits down at the teacher's desk, pulls out an iPod and starts to listen to it. Mahoney looks up and sees Jennifer at her seat across the room, another girl has moved her desk closer, the two are working together, Mahoney stares back down at his paper as all of the other kids in the class form into their own respective groups to socialize and do their work. Mahoney can't remember any of the answers he put on the previous packet, so he grabs his calculator and begins to work out the problems again, a pen tossed from the other side of the room hits him in the head. He looks up, Jennifer is waving him over, he gets up and scoots a desk up to Jennifer's and the other girl's. Mahoney: Hi Jennifer. He looks at the other girl whose leg is uncontrollably shaking, she is holding a pencil between the index and middle finger of her right hand holding it by her face. Mahoney: Hey, Caroline... She nods in his direction. Mahoney: Are you ok? Caroline: No. Mahoney: What's wrong? Jennifer: She's trying to quit smoking Mahoney: Is that why she's holding the pencil like that? Jennifer: Yeah. Caroline: OK, I can't do this. Jennifer: Yes you can. Caroline: No, I really can't. It's only been a day, look at me. Caroline stands up and starts to walk toward Jordan's desk. Jennifer: Where are you going? Caroline ignores Jennifer and asks Jordan, he takes his headphones out. Caroline: May I use the bathroom. Jordan notices how uneasy and miserable Caroline looks from not having smoked, he assumes she is sick. Jordan: Would you rather a pass to the Health Room? Caroline: No, bathroom's fine. Jordan: Alright. Jordan grabs a sticky note and writes out a pass. He hands it to Caroline. Caroline: Thanks. Jordan: No problem. Jordan puts his headphones back, Caroline grabs her purse and walks to the bathroom, inside James and Abbi hear the door open then rush into a stall, James sits down on the toilet and Abbi sits on his lap with her feet up so nobody will know two people are in the stall. Caroline walks in, reaches into her purse and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, she lights the cigarette and sighs in relief when an alarm starts to go off, she attempts to run but Mr. Keller catches her at the door. A female administrator goes into the bathroom, Mr. Keller waits outside with Caroline. The administrator sees James' feet at the bottom of the stall, she knocks on the door. Administrator: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to finish up and come out here. Abbi replies. Abbi: Just a sec! Administrator: It's ok, I'll wait. James: God damn it... The administrator's eyes widen at the swearing and the sudden change in tone. James and Abbi walk out. The administrator seems infuriated. She takes the two outside, James looks over at Mr. Keller. James: Hey... Mr. Keller: Hey... |
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01-23-2008, 02:23 PM
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Heehee I love it.
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The zombies now plus 2 with the inclusion of the farmer and his large wife whose heart is now visible through the gaping hole in her chest continue on their path of carnage. One of the zombies finds it's way into the horse stable, another finds it's way into the chicken coop, the rest move toward the road where the cow that was bitten first has changed and is now biting and eating the other cows it escaped with.
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Is this the part when I am resurrected from my apparent "death" in pt. V and come back to save the day?
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I like this whole impending doom thing mixed in with the normal school stuff. I hope that Gabriel guy survives. He's the shiznit!
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01-24-2008, 01:53 PM
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Gabriel is a cock block.
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Now, now, neither of them have cocks.
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I wish school days weren't so long...
Back in the classroom, Mahoney has been quiet for some time, Jennifer finally breaks the silence Jennifer: What are your plans after school? Mahoney: Well... um... I'm going to Tech, then I'm taking you home and then me and James are going to see Sweeney Todd. Jennifer: You and James? Mahoney: Yeah, he might invite Abbi too. Jennifer: Cool, tell me how it is, I've been wanting to see it. Mahoney: Ok. Mahoney stops talking again, then after a few seconds he looks up. Mahoney: If you want you can... Mahoney mumbles something. Jennifer: I can what? Mahoney: You can come with us if you want. Jennifer: You wouldn't mind? Mahoney: No, not at all. The more the merrier. Anyway I'll have someone to talk to since James will be with Abbi. Jennifer: Great. Mahoney: So... um... wh... what are your plans for the weekend? Jennifer: I'm supposed to go to a baby shower with my mom, what about you? Mahoney: Me and James were gonna drive to Virginia and see his cousins, they're always doing crazy shi... things. Jennifer: You hang out with James a lot. Mahoney: Well ya know, best friends. Jennifer: Do you wish you two could be more than that? Mahoney suddenly looks up at her shocked Mahoney: What did you say? Jennifer: Well you two are ALWAYS together, you always talk about him. Do you like him? Mahoney: N... no... I. Jennifer: It's alright, I won't tell anyone. Mahoney's cell phone starts to vibrate, he pulls it out and the screen says "James (Cell)" Mahoney turns the phone off and sticks the phone back in his pocket. Mahoney: That was... my mom. Mahoney's mouth just sits open while he tries to think of something to say. Jennifer starts to laugh. Mahoney looks at her puzzled. Jennifer: I'm just messing with you. Mahoney sighs in relief and puts his hand on his chest. |
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Then he flicks his hand forward, palm facing down and elbow bent in a V shape, fingers pointing away from him.
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