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Old 01-20-2008, 04:59 PM
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Thanks man I greatly appreciate that.

I love seeming like a bitch.
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Thanks man I greatly appreciate that.

I love seeming like a bitch.
Well, I'm glad.
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Old 01-20-2008, 05:05 PM
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Well, I'm glad.
That was sarcasm. Hopefully I turn into a badass.
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Old 01-21-2008, 06:36 AM
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:34 AM
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Wouldn't Rambo need to be dead to be resurrected? I want to do this because this is the most retarded thing I could think of.

The zombies move toward the farm, they either drag themselves under or fall over the fence, they move toward the cows who are roaming about, the zombie of the teenager bites the back of the cow, causing the cow to kick the zombie breaking it's back, causing it to walk with it's back arched as far backward as possible staring at the sky. The cow begins to walk away as fast as possible, causing the other cows to panic and move about, they break the fence and pour out to the woods, a very thin man in brown pants, suspenders, and a stained white T-Shirt walks outside and looks at the broken fence, then the zombies who begin to near him.

Farmer: Trespassers! Finally an opportunity to use this on somethin' without breakin' it's legs first.

The farmer turns around and runs inside, he comes out holding a shotgun with a huge grin on his face when a heavy-set woman in a gigantic button-up shirt and nothing else appears behind him at the doorway.

Woman: What're ya doin'?

Farmer: I'm just...

The zombie of the trucker gets to the farmer first and bites into his shoulder, causing him to raise his arms in the air, the gun goes off and blows a hole in the woman's chest, the zombie with the broken back gets to her while the other zombies approach them.
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:40 AM
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Thanks man I greatly appreciate that.

I love seeming like a bitch.
that's how we've always seen you






just kidding:D
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:48 AM
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Old 01-21-2008, 01:09 PM
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Yeh, nice little scene there. I could really picture it.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:16 AM
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What the fuck is Sudoku?

Back to the school, first period has ended, James and Mahoney exit the class.

Mahoney: Alright, I'll see you later.

James: Peace.

Mahoney walks downstairs, James begins to walk down the hallway when Mr. Keller steps out of the classroom at the same time as Abbi and calls James back.

Mr. Keller: James, come here.

James turns around and walks back, Mr. Keller takes him inside of the classroom and sits in his seat, he holds up the paper James turned in and looks at James silently for a moment.

James: I...

Mr. Keller interrupts him.

Mr. Keller: This was a great piece.

James: What?

Mr. Keller: It was just great, the way you left the ending open, great writing.

James: Oh... thanks.

Mr. Keller: Keep doing papers like this and I'll start passing you.

James: Alright, is that all you pulled me in here for?

Mr. Keller: Yeah, go ahead... write more pieces like this.

James: Will do, sir.

James walks outside, Abbi is still waiting for him, he puts his arm around her.

James: Remind me to thank Brian.

Abbi: Why?

James: No reason.

A voice whispers from a classroom, it's Gabriel.

Gabriel: James, come here.

James looks at Abbi.

James: One minute...

James walks over to Gabriel.

James: What?

Gabriel: Hey man, what's up?

James: I'm going to my class, now what the fuck do you want?

Gabriel: What's up with Mahoney?

James: What do you mean?

Gabriel: I was trying to talk to Jennifer this morning and he was being a dick to me.

James looks off into space, Gabriel tries catching his attention again.

Gabriel: James!

James snaps to attention and looks at him.

James: Sorry, I was trying to think of things I cared less about. Nope, nothing.

James turns around and walks back to Abbi, he puts his arm around her again.

Abbi: James...

James: I Swear to God I'm gonna flip shit if you tell me you like Jennifer too.

Abbi: No, I was wondering what you were doing after school today.

James: Tech and then me and Mahoney were gonna go see "Sweeney Todd". Do you wanna come?

Abbi: Can I?

James: Sure.

The late bell rings.

James: Shit... Do you even want to go to class?

Abbi: Not really.

James: Well... then fuck it.

James and Abbi both walk into the girls bathroom to skip class.

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Old 01-22-2008, 09:19 AM
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Very nice. I can't wait for the scene where i kick the crap out of mahoney and steal jennifer away from him.
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