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Old 02-15-2006, 08:28 AM
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for more advice for the lovelorn visit IAs Blog where there is a bleeding hearts advice page waiting for you. . . .


forget dear abby - now there's Dear IA75!
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Old 02-15-2006, 08:29 AM
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forget dear abby - now there's Dear IA75!
My next column: Dump the ZERO, go for a hero!

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Old 02-15-2006, 08:31 AM
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My next column: Dump the ZERO, go for a hero!

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AHA so all my exes have been reading your blog. . . hmm, I always thought "all my exes lived in Texas" - apparently they must be in Iowa City!
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Dear IA75

My girlfriend told me she wanted 12 inches and to make it hurt....so i gave it to her three times and punched her in the face....now she won't talk to me. What should i do?


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Oh, How nice.
Yeah....tell me about it....woman:rolleyes:


Then she told me to "do her where it stinks", so i drove her to the city dump....again she won't talk to me.
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Dear IA75,

Everytime I mention that I'm friends with Newb women run screaming from me --- what should I do?

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My girlfriend told me she wanted 12 inches and to make it hurt....so i gave it to her three times and punched her in the face....now she won't talk to me. What should i do?


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Try punching her harder.
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Everytime I mention that I'm friends with Newb women run screaming from me --- what should I do?

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Mention you're friends with me.
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