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LMAO @ Newb and Urgeok...You guys are totally cracking me up...As always
and NO, Urge...It is NOT small....It's just perfect...As is the size of his brain:D @ Draggoon.....Art Forum....Wicked Lady's Art thread...
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so he has a small dick ... and he's stupid. what is he, a drummer or something ? :D |
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Let's just say that he is 'perfectly proportioned' for his 6'2, 225 pound frame... AND...He is a drummer, but ALSO a guitarist, singer (well, more like 'growler'...lol)...and pretty much everything else, he can actually play ANY instrument...
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you know all those drummer jokes dont you ? :) whats a drummer with no girlfriend : homeless whats the last thing a drummer says before he leaves a band ? : hey guys can we play one of my songs etc ... :) hey, i'm 6'2" as well ... a lot heavier though. probably from the bigger dick and brain !! ahahahahhahahahaah :) |
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Im also 6'2" and 220-230 somewhere in there.
My wife calls me "The Butcher" because i pack so much meat....:D Not really, but im going to ask her to tonight :D
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watch out - she might call you oscar meyer instead...
(dont they make those nice little coctail weiners ? :) |
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you do know i'm laughing so hard because it's so not true ..? right ... well except the brain part .. i do have a big brain. |
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Thos little ones are "Vienna Sausages". aka "Urge-tubes"
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all i can say is ,, thank god i have a skillful tongue ! Girls like guys with skills (napoleon Dynamite) |
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LOLOL @ skillz
anyway, heres what im doing for vday. blues clues bandaids - 25 @ 2.50 chuckles the hedgehog - $4.99 giant rice krispy treat - $.99 for bag of marshmallow, $1.50 for one box of rice krispies, miniscule amount of chocolate, butter, and butterscotch chips ? not even $10 i spent but i think its one hell of a present o ya. i added the pink bow to the hedgehog cuz... well i like pink, had to make it more personal ;)
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