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06-27-2005, 11:46 PM
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Woman In Car Crash Was Already Dead
Woman In Car Crash 'Already Dead'
Tokyo, Japan -- A young mother found at the scene of a car crash near Tokyo in which her husband and infant son were killed had been dead for at least a day before the accident happened, police were quoted as saying on Sunday. The bizarre discovery was made after emergency crews who rushed to the scene found the body of Rie Ishikawa, 28, in a state of rigor mortis, Kyodo news agency reported. The family car crashed early on Sunday on a highway in Sawara, Chiba Prefecture. Ishikawa's husband, Masayuki, 32, survived the initial crash after the car hit a concrete wall then rebounded and hit the lane divider in the center of the highway, Kyodo said. But the impact threw the couple's 3-year-old son, Masamune, out of the car from the front passenger seat. When the father got out of the car to find him, both he and the child were struck by oncoming vehicles and killed, police were quoted as saying. The woman, who was in the back seat of the car, was believed to have died one or two days before the accident, police were quoted as saying. There was no immediate explanation of how she died.
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It's okay, it turns out it was an evil baby.
I just hope Sarah Michelle Gellar doesnt get a job in their house....
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06-28-2005, 10:30 AM
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I'm going to be looking for an update on this one...I really wanna know how she died, and why they were driving around for a day or two with her corpse in the back seat:confused:
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06-29-2005, 09:14 PM
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Maybe the husband and baby were driving the dead body to the graveyeard, and all of a sudden she SPRANG to life and was all "I'm gonna eat your brains!" and he was all "Oh shit!" and, not paying attention to the road, he crashed.
Yep. That's it.
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