HDC the Movie - Part V

[_____V_____]

Keep watching this thread. Next part will be up tonight when I return from work.;)

[ferretchucker]

cool. I'll probably be asleep by then (I'm in the UK remember) but this is really good.



It's nightime and a guy is walking along in the zoo, in a zoo workers uniform. He's whistling to himself when he hears some muching. He looks at the sign to the cage and it's the chimp area. He slowly moves to the bars.

Guy: Hey Chris! I told you not to feed them at this ti-!

A hairy, red arm reaches out and grabs his neck. The screen goes blank and the sound of munching can still be heard.

HDC The Movie: 7ero appears in blood red writing.

[massacre man]

Nuts to this, I'll advertise my shit too.

*A pitch-black screen, a narrator begins talking*

Narrator: He's been through hell and back, he's encountered the most dangerous threats known to man, but now... he returns home...

*A shot of Massacre Man walking down a road, tired and weary when he comes across a sign that reads "Now entering Shady Side", he stops and looks at it*

Massacre Man: Finally...

*The screen goes black again*

Narrator: But it's not over.

*A scene of Massacre Man standing in the shadows holding a blood-soaked bat over something off-screen, he stops when he hears a clicking behind him, he turns to see a large group of cops pointing their guns at him from their cars*

Massacre Man: Damn it...

*The screen goes black again, the sound of gunshots echo*

HDC: THE MOVIE 6

[ferretchucker]

are you and __V__ the only characters to have appeared in all 5 films?

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

are you and __V__ the only characters to have appeared in all 5 films?

I don't recall if Neverending was in yours or not...

[ferretchucker]

He made a brief appearance to kill OMCdave and trippin.

[newb]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

Keep watching this thread. Next part will be up tonight when I return from work.;)

Thats bullshit...THIS is your job.




sure it might not pay the rent....but it keeps us entertained.:D

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

He made a brief appearance to kill OMCdave and trippin.

Then me, __V__, and Neverending.

[ferretchucker]

Here you go. I remember Neverening complaining he was out of character.

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

In a house across the street, OMCdave takes off the binoculars.

OMCdave: Let's see what's happening next door in Mrs. Blankenships house...

Trippin_the_rif: My turn!

Neverending enters the room with a shot gun and blasts their heads off.

Neverending: Bloody wankers!

[newb]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

Here you go. I remember Neverening complaining he was out of character.

Probably because he is from Oregon....the term "bloody wankers" is most likely not used a lot there.

:D