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Old 09-22-2007, 07:51 AM
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OMG...The baby hid the roll of tape...HAHAHAHA


It's okay...I have more :)

I just think that's hilarius

@Nova...I've got one for ya that's similarily gross...

Seri's first birthday party...She was sitting in her high chair...I was getting her cake and presents ready...My mother walked over to Seri (about 6 feet behind me), and she said, "What did you give this baby to eat?"...I said, "a hot dog...What? You never seen a hot dog before?" (cuz, I'm kind of a smart ass)...lol...Then my mother said, "Please tell me it had chili on it..."

And well...It didn't...Seri's hands were covered in poo, and so was her hot dog...She was just happily squishing it between her fingers...Fortunately, she did NOT put it in her mouth...Ugh...
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Old 09-22-2007, 08:28 AM
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lol babies are adorable unless their yelling :)

im free to babysit the little angel! :D
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Old 09-23-2007, 08:02 AM
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OMG...The baby hid the roll of tape...HAHAHAHA


It's okay...I have more :)

I just think that's hilarius

@Nova...I've got one for ya that's similarily gross...

Seri's first birthday party...She was sitting in her high chair...I was getting her cake and presents ready...My mother walked over to Seri (about 6 feet behind me), and she said, "What did you give this baby to eat?"...I said, "a hot gog...What? You never seen a hot dog before?" (cuz, I'm kind of a smart ass)...lol...Then my mother said, "Please tell me it had chili on it..."

And well...It didn't...Seri's hands were covered in poo, and so was her hot dog...She was just happily squishing it between her fingers...Fortunately, she did NOT put it in her mouth...Ugh...


LMAO!!


My new lil one was playing with daddy a coupla months ago...in between diaper changes, getting a little airbutt time.
(it's good for bables to not have a diaper on 24 hours- FYI, for anyone that doesn't have itty bitty's)
And he's laughing having a good time playing with daddy, maybe a little too much fun cause he poops right in daddy's belly button.....I was laughing too hard to help with the clean-up
That's GROSS!!:D

We should start a new thread with funny, disgusting, heart-warming or scary babyhood stories.
Of course the only ones that could appreciate them would be us few here with babies:)
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Old 09-23-2007, 12:42 PM
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LMAO!!


My new lil one was playing with daddy a coupla months ago...in between diaper changes, getting a little airbutt time.
(it's good for bables to not have a diaper on 24 hours- FYI, for anyone that doesn't have itty bitty's)
And he's laughing having a good time playing with daddy, maybe a little too much fun cause he poops right in daddy's belly button.....I was laughing too hard to help with the clean-up
That's GROSS!!:D

We should start a new thread with funny, disgusting, heart-warming or scary babyhood stories.
Of course the only ones that could appreciate them would be us few here with babies:)

Actually I have a story, about me when I was like 1 or 2, see I had wandered off into the woods on my parents one day. Found the neighbors dog and just walked around the woods for a few hours I guess. While I was doing that my parents were flipping out, calling the cops, there were choppers in the air looking for me, and people going all through the woods. I come back 3 hours later, walking with the neighbors dog, and tell my parents "I sawa dew" also known as " I saw a deer." I've been told this story a hundred times, and my mom always ends up telling that to somebody at any party we're at.
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Old 09-24-2007, 08:36 PM
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LOL Ranyne this cracks me up, as someone said use duct tape...

They didn't have the velcro tabs when Zach was born but since Austin, Ashton, and Alexis were born, which I can't beleieve it's been 4 months already, I've found out that I hate those fuckin velcro tabs... We've been going through about 150 to 200 diapers a week!!!
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Old 09-24-2007, 09:34 PM
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LOL Ranyne this cracks me up, as someone said use duct tape...

They didn't have the velcro tabs when Zach was born but since Austin, Ashton, and Alexis were born, which I can't beleieve it's been 4 months already, I've found out that I hate those fuckin velcro tabs... We've been going through about 150 to 200 diapers a week!!!
That's crazy its been four months already!

How are they man?
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Old 09-24-2007, 09:39 PM
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That's crazy its been four months already!

How are they man?
Doing well, they are getting big and I am getting hardly any sleep lol

I just got Alexis back to sleep about ten minutes ago and I'm sure Austin and Ashton will be waking up soon, we were starting to get them on a good schedule but Austin and Alexis both had hernia operations recently and we havn't gotten them back on a schedule, so it's been a little chaotic so to speak...
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Old 09-24-2007, 10:20 PM
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Doing well, they are getting big and I am getting hardly any sleep lol

I just got Alexis back to sleep about ten minutes ago and I'm sure Austin and Ashton will be waking up soon, we were starting to get them on a good schedule but Austin and Alexis both had hernia operations recently and we havn't gotten them back on a schedule, so it's been a little chaotic so to speak...
That's crazy, well good luck with them, they must be a handful. :)

And BTW I miss ya man.
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Well I didn't read all 6 pages of this thread, to see if my suggestion's there. But, put the diaper on him backwards. It works.
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