*Sigh*

[newb]

Which reminds me........last week I had a vacation with the family at Universal Theme Park in Orlando.We all went out to eat at the Hard Rock Cafe......I had the grilled salmon.....an hour later we are walking around CityWalk....The hotel is about a 15 min. walk from there.At this point its just me and the wife [the kids went back to the hotel already] and I suggested we head back [ was feeling something going on in my nether regions ].

Halfway back it hit me.....cramps like i've never felt before......I seriously thought I was going to shit my pants.....I'm trying not to let on to my wife and ruin the nice walk back...she's telling me a story or something, but all I can do is concentrate on NOT shitting myself. She notices i'm not really paying attention and ask...Are you listening to me?....I had to tell her....I was almost doubled over at this point. So we pick up the pace a bit [although i'm kinda taking baby steps, so as not to cause too much jostling ]. I'm actually looking at the bushes for a place to squat but know if that happens it would not be good....not at all.

I make it back to the hotel and thank god there was a mens room in the lobby.........barely made it....pants just at the knees when the explosions occured.

Other than that it was a great trip.

[urgeok]

Originally Posted by newb

Which reminds me........last week I had a vacation with the family at Universal Theme Park in Orlando.We all went out to eat at the Hard Rock Cafe......I had the grilled salmon.....an hour later we are walking around CityWalk....The hotel is about a 15 min. walk from there.At this point its just me and the wife [the kids went back to the hotel already] and I suggested we head back [ was feeling something going on in my nether regions ].

Halfway back it hit me.....cramps like i've never felt before......I seriously thought I was going to shit my pants.....I'm trying not to let on to my wife and ruin the nice walk back...she's telling me a story or something, but all I can do is concentrate on NOT shitting myself. She notices i'm not really paying attention and ask...Are you listening to me?....I had to tell her....I was almost doubled over at this point. So we pick up the pace a bit [although i'm kinda taking baby steps, so as not to cause too much jostling ]. I'm actually looking at the bushes for a place to squat but know if that happens it would not be good....not at all.

I make it back to the hotel and thank god there was a mens room in the lobby.........barely made it....pants just at the knees when the explosions occured.

Other than that it was a great trip.

dont you love the way the need increases expedentially with how close you are to the destination ...

my poor kid had that exact problem yesterday ..we were out downtown at my wifes work function's kids party ...


you know - when you said nether regions, i thought you were talking about having a vacation hotel boner for the wife and were going to go into detail.

i guess that particular activity took the shine off of any potential marital shenanigans that night :)

[newb]

No shenanigans at all that week. Eight of is adjoining rooms, my four kids,son-in-law, and my nephew.

[urgeok]

Originally Posted by newb

No shenanigans at all that week. Eight of is adjoining rooms, my four kids,son-in-law, and my nephew.

nothing they all couldnt see on the discovery network :)

[ferretchucker]

was it a nice hotel?

I went to london this weekend and stayed at The Hilton. (yes, the one in England owned by Paris's dad.) It was pretty good and we had a full view over london. Then we went and saw the new musical "we will rock you". It's a play written by Brian May with all of the Queen songs fitted into it.

[stubbornforgey]

wheres the morbid replies????? :o

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

I went to london this weekend and stayed at The Hilton.

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[ferretchucker]

okay, is this morbid enough?

At the hilton I has so many full english breakfasts in one hour i had to undo one notch on my belt.

[stubbornforgey]

Doom And Gloom Ppl!!!

[newb]

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey

Doom And Gloom Ppl!!!