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01-17-2007, 01:20 PM
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"Hey Uncle, there's a white man"
"i've seen one" Die Hard with a Vengeance
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01-17-2007, 02:14 PM
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I think after 5 pages it's about time someone said....
"you're gonna need a bigger boat" :)
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01-21-2007, 11:26 AM
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Here's some great ones from Silence of the Lambs.
Hannibal Lecter- Good evening, Clarice. Jame Gumb- It rubs the lotion on it's skin,it does this whenever it's told. Hannibal Lecter- A census taker once tried to test me.I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Hannibal Lecter- I do wish we could chat longer,but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Hannibal lecter- Senator did you nurse Catherine yourself? Senator Ruth Martin- Yes, I did. Hannibal lecter- Toughened your nipples,didn't it?:D
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01-21-2007, 12:23 PM
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More Silence of the Lambs quotes.
Hannibal Lector- Now then, tell me, what did Miggs say to you?Multiple Miggs in the next cell.He hissed at you.What did he say? Clarice Starling- He said " I can smell your cunt" Hannibal Lector- I see. I myself cannot. Hannibal Lector- If I help you,Clarice,it will be "turns" for us too.I tell you things,you tell me things.Not about the case,though ,about yourself. Quid pro quo.Yes or no.
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01-21-2007, 02:55 PM
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dont care what anyone says but mean girls rocks...you all know tina fey does anywhos
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome. [Damien is in the Girl's Bathroom] Short Girl: Hey, get out of here. Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work! Mr. Duvall: Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking, ?Did someone get shot?. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. [all girls shout, no, and whisper among themselves] Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four. Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four. Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white Gretchen: That is so fetch! Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history. Damian: Say crack again. Janis: Crack. Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. Cady: What do you mean? Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. Cady: Really? That's amazing. Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining. Karen: [holds her boob] There's a 30% chance that it's already raining! Regina: Boo, you whore! Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles. [beat] Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone. [beat] Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it just now. Chip Heron: Hey, how was school? Cady: Fine. Betsy Heron: Were people nice? Cady: No. Chip Heron: Did you make any friends? Cady: Yes.
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#49
01-22-2007, 08:01 AM
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Back to the future part 2
"Make like a tree and get outta here!" Halloween "Was that the boogeyman?" "As a matter of fact...it was" Donald Pleasence, you rock! R.I.P
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 The Ferrets like it...
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01-24-2007, 05:18 AM
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Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn't? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office [laughs] Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac! [laughs] Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks. Marcus Copeland: [indignantly] [as Tiffany Wilson] Marcus Copeland: What? [the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers] Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!" Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh] Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like... She's so... [to Megan] Heather Vandergeld: Megan you go! Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
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