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Old 10-25-2006, 01:26 PM
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- "Ginger Snaps" blows monkey guts
- "Cabin Fever" is a waste of time, money, and fake blood
- Any movie with "Resident" or "Evil" in the title
- "C.H.U.D." speaks for itself
- "The Lawnmower Man" made me want to strangle myself with a bicycle chain
- "Halloween 2" was a horror show, but not in a good way
- Everyone of the "Jaws" remakes
one of my (sadly many) ex-girlfriends had a theory that any movie with an "ing" verb followed by someone's name would always blow -

like "finding nemo" or "saving silverman" etc.
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Old 10-25-2006, 04:21 PM
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It appears none of you have ever seen this piece of shit...

Hands down worst movie I've ever seen...

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Old 10-25-2006, 04:57 PM
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It appears none of you have ever seen this piece of shit...

scream meets dawsons creek ?



begs the question ... what on earth possessed you to see it ? :eek:
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:04 PM
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scream meets dawsons creek ?



begs the question ... what on earth possessed you to see it ? :eek:
LOL back when I was doing fiber optic telephone work, I used to travel a bit and I would carry my PS2 with me so I could hook it up in hotel rooms to watch movies or play games...Well the hotel we were staying at had this truck stop next to it that sold cheap ass dvd's, so I was in there looking around and saw this for $3 and figured what the hell, I've seen some pretty bad low budget flicks before, it can't be THAT bad...Boy was I wrong...
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:08 PM
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texas chainsaw massacre meets dawsons creek i could understand ...


i love bad movies that have a bunch of bonus features... when the only decent bonus would be - they include a brick for you to throw through the tv screen :p
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:13 PM
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texas chainsaw massacre meets dawsons creek i could understand ...


i love bad movies that have a bunch of bonus features... when the only decent bonus would be - they include a brick for you to throw through the tv screen :p
I wish the bonus feature that they put with that movie is that they actually put the director in the case, so that way after watching it I could have beat my three dollars out of him...

I sound like the kid on Better Off Dead, "I want my two dollars" :D
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Old 10-27-2006, 05:32 AM
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Carnivore. Simply awful...
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Old 10-27-2006, 05:35 AM
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Carnivore. Simply awful...
Not to be confused with Carnisaur, which is made from awesome!
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:39 AM
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What about the newest "The Haunting".

Sorry Zero but your ex was wrong, the original haunting was great but in this the story is crap, theres too much CGI for the most classic horror story alive.

Also, they remade the Shining. It sucked balls so much it gave Paris Hilton a run for her money!

Finally, all modern horror comedies like FvJ and such. Horror comedies suck. Why mix the best with the worst?!
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:45 AM
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Also, they remade the Shining. It sucked balls so much it gave Paris Hilton a run for her money!
Did I miss something? Or are you talking about the 97 TV mini-series?
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