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The Shit Films
1) The Edge Of Hell 2) 666 Demon Child 3) The Village 4) The Blair Witch 5) Catacombs The Reasons 1) The Edge Of Hell - Green rubber starfish and a pop-up head on Satan 2) 666 Demon Child - This is just crap... of the highest calibre 3) The Village - How can a film starting off so promising, finish so crap 4) The Blair Witch - The Film Is Real (lies), The Actors Are Missing (more lies), It Was Based On Real Events (stop it now) 5) Catacombs - I can forgive crap visuals if the story was good, but no matter how psychic you are, you cannot scratch a wall, and the wound appear on someones face |
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i totally forgot about the blair witch project, that movie blew too
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1 shallow graves
2. Evil sister 2 3. sandstalker 4. Mutant man 5. house of the dead. |
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you are on crack. |
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IDMb suggests that Battlefield Earth is the worst movie ever made.
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i have never seen the worst horror movies ever made - well, maybe a few .. but they are back yard amateur junk that are beneath bashing.
here's my personal list of 5 movies i thought sucked shit - on my all time hate list because they were made in a time where film makers are supposed to know better. 1) The Village the all time worst. It was an insult. 2) Resident Evil 2. Made for 14 year old boys. 3) House of the Dead. fucking stupid. 4) Secret Window. Set a new standard for predictability. 5) Jason X. unenjoyable .. even as corn. RE2 is the only movie i dont own. I think i'll get it and place all 5 - along with a copy of Dirty Dancing - on a special shelf of their own. Sort of a 'what not to do if you want to make a movie' manual. |
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hmm when people says Jason X. is one of the worst movies...they pretty much say its the worst in the series...but its not...
3, 5 and 8 are worse :(
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they were just kids in the woods getting killed. I expected Jason X to somehow be smarter. there was no point in putting that film in the future .. everyone was just as stupid as ever .. |
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1-House of the Dead ~ Ugh.
2-The Ring ~ The makers are of The RIng are the only people who should be happy House of the Dead exists! I despised this movie! 3-Club Dread ~ They killed off the funniest character 10 minutes in and the movie proceeded to suck from there. 4-Phantasm ~ Fuck Reg. 5-Scream 2 ~ I really liked this franchise until I saw Scream 2! (Same with the Matrix series.) |
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5. The Howling 3- Too silly.
4. Fear Dot Com- No scares, bad acting, ridiculous ending 3. Darkness Falls- I saw little girls laughing in the theatre 2. Unbreakable- If I wanted to see Samuel L Jackson fall down a flight of stairs, I'd push him 1. House of the Dead- Yeah. Yeah, just bad.
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