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Old 08-24-2006, 11:00 AM
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so did anyone join
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:20 AM
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uhm. . . hmmm. . . well. . .
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what are u talking about
I was just making a semi-intelligent comment that we play the same game here, but without all the bells and whistles... basically telling you no one was interested.

Should I make a Carlos Mencia joke next time, or a collection of fart sounds? Would that dumb it down?

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Old 08-25-2006, 08:27 AM
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:29 AM
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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."




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