pity party

[Miss Olivia]

Maybe he was out of toilet paper.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Maybe he was out of toilet paper.

He should just do what every normal person does when they're out of toilet paper. Use the cat to wipe your ass.

[The Mothman]

i leave for like months at a time, i dont ever warn anyone when i leave or when i come back. i dont think anyone really cares or wants to hear it..

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! You were sneaking "The Da Vinci Code" out of the library. I tried telling you that you could take it home for free if you used your library card (which was hanging out of your back pocket), but you didn't believe me, and you took off with the book.

you r 2 funny, give me a min. got to stop laughing...........
ok (picking up book mmmmmmm thinking the movie comes
out fri. so i guess i can put it in the drop box!)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by The Mothman
i leave for like months at a time, i dont ever warn anyone when i leave or when i come back. i dont think anyone really cares or wants to hear it..

not for months? i've never noticed you gone
for months at a time!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
you r 2 funny, give me a min. got to stop laughing...........
ok (picking up book mmmmmmm thinking the movie comes
out fri. so i guess i can put it in the drop box!)

Now remember, you cannot use your library card to go see The Da Vinci Code. Also, they will not be giving out free paper during the movie, nor will they let you huff and puff during the movie. So, stock up on the weed before the movie. I bet it'll be more enjoyable while high anyway.

[ENTITY2000]

ok man! i need an oz, so meet me at the library in the
gardening section!:cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok man! i need an oz, so meet me at the library in the
gardening section!:cool:

Okay, no problem! Now, when you say oz, do you mean the Wizard of Oz book, because I've heard once you use the paper from that book, you start to resemble The Tin Man.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Okay, no problem! Now, when you say oz, do you mean the Wizard of Oz book, because I've heard once you use the paper from that book, you start to resemble The Tin Man.

ounce! i thought maybe the scarecrow he is closer to grass
than the tin man! woooo flash back!!!!!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ounce! i thought maybe the scarecrow he is closer to grass
than the tin man! woooo flash back!!!!!!!!

I know you meant ounce. I'm just being sarcastic tonight. I mean, we are talking about paper, aren't we? Anyway, sure, the Scarecrow is closer to grass, but, once you puff the Oz, you become still like The Tin Man. Though, some people have reacted to the Oz by doing the little musical number that the Scarecrow did. But, that's just an uncommon side effect.