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Nope, it doesn't have it. Best bet is a DVD rental store. The online rentals are more expensive ($7) on this film for some reason.
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That would be me.
I wouldn't say it's that bad I just think it's overrated. |
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![]() Underwhelmed for some reason. Maybe it's because of the nosedive the film took in the second half. There was a nice horror/sci-fi angle mid-story the makers could have exploited, if they had went in that direction. Instead, virtuousness wins and the film becomes so-so. Even the Lawnmower Man angle could have been good, but it was not to be. This could have been a good 60s/70s film with Vincent Price in the lead, but it doesn't come off as a Depp vehicle. Both him and Burton need something fresh (like Ed Wood or Sleepy Hollow) to get back into the groove. * * *
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Prowl (SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR THIS MOVIE AS WELL AS THE COLONY, THE DESCENT, AND HIGH TENSION) -
I saw part of this movie originally on Syfy. The characters were in the back of a trailer truck. I thought it looked fun so it went on my list. Little did I know how dumb the setup to get to that scene would be. I had some deja vu from the last movie I reviewed here, which was The Colony. Prowl is one of those movies that feels like it got ideas and scenes from other movies. The monsters are very close to the modern generic vampire seen The Colony and other movies. And I try not to call directors hacks, uncreative, or anything else. But this movie is one of those where you just see why those terms are used. The movie starts with a scene similar to High Tension with the character running. It was a good scene in High Tension even though I still say the twist doesn't make sense in that movie. It could be a good scene in Prowl. The lead actress does a lot of running. But many of these scenes are too artistic, pretty blonde girl running though the fields, and should be darker. Perhaps have the sky getting darker behind her. As she's running from her nature. At least that's what I got from the first scene. There is a good movie here, it just required more thought and care. The lead actress gives a strong performance despite all the other junk going on. It's like everything that made The Descent a good movie they took out and did the opposite. Where The Descent developed characters in the beginning so you knew their names and cared about them. Prowl just makes the characters stereotypes. There is a funny review of this movie on IMDB. They mention and give names to all the stereotypes and notice that only the "token ethnic" was missing. And it's true. The other characters are wiped out so quickly it's just an "oh well" when it happens. The Descent also decided not to do something in the early hospital scene. Well Prowl does the opposite and does it in the main character's bedroom scene. She is only person given any attention in the movie too. But at times even her situation doesn't make much sense. She's leaving or running away from home. From a dead end job in a small town and a Mother that drinks herself to sleep and ends up passed out on the floor. But are you so desperate to leave that you'll really take a ride in the back of a trailer truck? Also when one of her friend's is so well off that his parents have a large home with a pool that they couldn't wait and find another apartment in the city for her to take? Doesn't make any sense. So instead of being smart like The Descent and with a good although scary twist, Prowl ends up being stupid people, make stupid mistakes, and run into generic vampires. And at the end the people in charge seemingly have the nerve to ask to make a sequel. * This movie does have one other good thing besides the lead actress. It has one of the best cheesy lines I've heard in a horror movie in a while. "Can't you feel the dark energy in here?" Wes Craven's New Nightmare on Elm Street (I think that's what it's called) - This is the first time I've seen this movie. I was going to watch all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies together. But I figured since this one really isn't part of the others and it's up for free, I'll check it out. I think at the start I kind of liked it because it has Nancy. Yes I said Nancy because I think most see Heather Langenkamp as Nancy even though in this movie she's supposed to be her real self. Except for at the twist. I can see how this movie influenced Scream with the real people aware of horror movies. The movie was ok for a while until movie Freddy showed up at a talk show to make him even more of the joke he's become in modern Nightmare movies. Also once the references to the classic movies started appearing it became a game of spot the reference shot, death scene, or actor cameo. It just wasn't that scary or "new." The wiki has a quote that the Freddy in this movie is supposed to be "darker and less comical." But he still does similar stuff as the original and isn't as scary as the original. I just don't know why this movie was made. The Devil's Curse (also called Credo) - I watched this because an actress that was in The Descent and Doomsday starring in it. I guess it an ok movie. A decent watch during dinner. Nothing great. They do use a twist that should never be used. Ever. There was one movie that did it that I can't remember. Thankfully. That movie sucked because of the twist. Devil's Curse actually makes the twist work a bit in that if you were paying attention, small clues were left during the movie. And something a character does has to have a payoff other than him being desperate geek. However, I still think the twist is a bad thing to do. As soon as it happened, I shouted "No" at the screen. Because it's really cheap and will make you angry. ATM aka Jason Lives at the ATM (or any dumb area that should be secure in a public area but isn't for this movie) - Start off with the good. Alice Eve. She looks her best in this movie. Usually I just find her pretty but in this movie she jumped up a few levels. She looks a lot better here than in that poor Star Trek Wrath of Khan remake - Star Trek into Darkness. She's the only character you might care about in this mess. That's is, everything else about this movie is bad. No logic at all. I'm glad this failed at the box office. Back to Alice Eve for a second. The guy who finally gets to go out with her character parks far away from the ATM to punish his idiot friend who tagged along. Now what guy when he's alone with a beautiful girl would then leave her in the car, at night, far away from the ATM. No logic. He would honk, flash the headlights, drive up to the ATM, honk again, and rev the engine. The last thing a guy would do is leave the girl far away from the ATM and alone in his car. Just not happening. Also, Alice Eve plays a shy girl. Yes a woman as beautiful as her is supposed to be shy. Totally not believable. I have never met a beautiful girl that is truly shy. Never. Unless it's an act and they are the Kim Kardashian type and most know what she is. And sadly I've met that type before. Remember this - FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING. I saw this when I was young and didn't get it. I thought he was talking about a horror movie when he mentions ravens and graveyards. But he's talking about past activities. Anyway, ATM also adds the usual horror tropes. Incompetent police force, minority rent a cop, "I'll be right back" to signify the horror is about to start. Midway through the movie it becomes a bit of a comedy then goes back to supposed horror. Please anyone who hasn't seen this movie, even if it's free, don't watch it. Totally not worth the time. 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"Lucy" 7-8/10
Luc Besson's newest high paced action flick starring Scarlett Johansson as Geena Davis in The Long Kiss Goodnight, Morgan Freeman as Morgan Freeman and Min-sik Choi (mr. Oldboy) as the bad guy. The story is downright brilliant, but the whole thing could and should've been executed better. Maybe the movie needed to be an hour longer, I don't know. I just feel that I didn't get to see enough of Johansson's capabilities in between changing/advancing.
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