Greetings

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by nine9
Cold water would help this malady.:D

Welcome, and listen carefully to what Jay has to tell you!;)

Who's Jay?

[nine9]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Who's Jay?

Oh he'll be here soon with some good advice.....:D

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by nine9
Oh he'll be here soon with some good advice.....:D

Damn me if that isn't the creepiest thing I've heard someone say all day.

[thEsounDofdirT]

sigh...

i need a woman

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
sigh...

i need a woman

Hey hey hey! This is my "Greetings" thread! We can't have depressed womanless folks venting in here. What can I do to help?

[thEsounDofdirT]

lol. oh i'm not depressed anymore.. just thought i'd announce that i need a woman.. haha

[Stingy Jack]

Hmmm ... I have a few women piled in a back closet. They're almost all used up and not very fresh. But I think a paper bag over the head and a pine tree smelly strapped to the toe might get a few more miles out of a couple of them.

[thEsounDofdirT]

good call... don't forget the ky

[ShankS]

Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
good call... don't forget the ky

no need for that.... when bodies begin to rot, the fluids tend to leak from all orifices, so the hole which you prefer, should already be nice 'n lubed up.

[thEsounDofdirT]

that only lasts so long..