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Old 02-26-2010, 08:05 AM
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I remember the cover of some martial arts movie where some dude was fighting a beer.
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i fought a beer last night and it definitely won - of course it brought along a six pack of friends
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Bruce Lee never fought competitively - hes not what i'd call a trainined fighter. He is definally a martial artist and an actor but not a fighter.

The only chance that Bruce Lee would have is to the KO the chimp with his first strike (since he would have the longer weapon ie the kick). I really can't see this happening - and if it didn't the chimp would be on him (in grappling range).

The chimp would be too stong to dislodge at this stage and too close to strike effectively mean while the chimp would be chewing on Bruce's face and genitals.

Also Bruces training was geared torwards human physiology - he would not be used to striking a chimp - also because it being lower/smaller than a human it would be harder to punch..They also weight between 130-200 lbs and have five times the strength of humans..

Their bones are a lot denser and their skulls much thicker too..
I realize chimps are stronger and have denser bones, that's why it'd have to be in the first hit or two that Bruce Lee would need to win. If the chimp got a hold of him, the chimp would win. So the question is really whether or not the chimp would get ahold of him.

P.S. I think you are being a little too literal. This is more of a hypothetical question and Bruce Lee could really be replaced with any bad ass human... Brock Lesnar, Steven Seagal... Whoever... It's really a question of whether the toughest human could defeat an enraged chimp in a fight. Bruce Lee is just a representative for the tough human.
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Old 02-26-2010, 09:37 AM
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P.S. I think it's funny that this debate has raged for nearly six years and only 1 vote seperates the 2 contestants.
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Old 02-26-2010, 03:50 PM
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P.S. I think you are being a little too literal. This is more of a hypothetical question and Bruce Lee could really be replaced with any bad ass human... Brock Lesnar, Steven Seagal... Whoever... It's really a question of whether the toughest human could defeat an enraged chimp in a fight. Bruce Lee is just a representative for the tough human.
Well there is a huge difference between Bruce Lee and Brock Lesnar....I wouldn't consider Lee to ever have been a real bad ass but Lesnar on the other hand is over 100lbs heavier of pure muscle and has tested himself many times in competition (unlike Lee) - Lesnar would have a far greater chance vs a chimp..
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