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Old 02-10-2010, 07:57 AM
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Nunchaku are not a good investment in your future. All the nunchaku technician jobs are filled by meathead townie assholes who spend their welfare checks at GNC.
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:49 AM
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I've been a cabdriver, a theme park costumed character, a bartender, a waiter and musician (and lately actor & writer) but my first job beyond mowing lawns or babysitting was anwering phones and handling light secerterial duties in a property management office.

Filing made me mental. Horrible tedium. Haven't even considered an office job since.
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:02 PM
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Who were you at what theme park?
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:08 PM
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Who were you at what theme park?
I was Shrek at Universal Studios Hollywood and put on a 15 minute show 8 times a day. Brutal

The year before that I was a Globotek scientist handing out game cards and teaching kids how to play a scavenger hunt game in a SMALL SOLDIERS tie-in.
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:13 PM
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I was Shrek at Universal Studios Hollywood and put on a 15 minute show 8 times a day. Brutal
Did you get kicked in the nuts lots? :D
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:38 PM
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I was Shrek at Universal Studios Hollywood
OMG
I will never look at you the same way:D

My son would worship you though, Shrek is the epitome of God to him these days
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:06 PM
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Did you get kicked in the nuts lots? :D
As Shrek I was in a show, so I was on stage and none too close to the public, but I once worked for a video store handing out flyers dressed as a pink gorilla and a couple of kids kicked me in the ass. I laughed it off until one of them kicked me in the nuts.

I beat the shit out of him annd was promptly fired. Totally worth it.
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