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			I revamped two of the stories wrote earlier this year based on feedback form people in the forum, so I figured I would repost them so folks could give them another gander. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Absolution Abuse for abuse, scroll down past my post that says Shameless Self Promotion™ 
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			hiya vod - how ya been?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			kinda sucky. Ever been unemployed during the holidays? It sucks the fun out of them.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I know what you mean, you get shit from everybody, but then you feel like a loser for not being able to give them anything. It sucks, but I'm sure that they understand.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			We did what we could, but yeah, it really sucked, and still does. Still no real work. I would kill for full time right now... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			however, I have submitted 4 short stories to various magazines in the past few days, so wish me luck. 
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			Consider it wished dude. You, Bree and Lily are always in our thoughts here. Ya know.....one big happy family here:D
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			being unemployed absolutely sucks - hope things pick up 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			good luck on the submissions - maybe you'll become a rich writer (and the ignore the rest of us little people - erm, and monkeys) 
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			God I hate unemployment.  I've been unemployed for over 14 years!!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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