Weapon of choice

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

A halloween Ressurection DVD, they'd see jamie lee curtis was in it and think it must be a good one, then when busta rhymes appears and they're going "WTF?" I'd run. If they didn't want to watch it, I'd just take the disc out of the case and throw it at they're neck. Oddjob away!!!

Dude. Busta gets all karate on Michael. I'd want him to be my Weapon... If Kemal is unavailable.

[ferretchucker]

What about pleasance. He can shoot them 6 times.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by Phalanx

Little of the ol' kemaltherapy huh?

bwahahaha that settles it, kemal should star in an action flick

[ferretchucker]

That would be sweet, and the sequel could be called "Vengeance is mine, so sayeth Kemal".

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

What about pleasance. He can shoot them 6 times.

Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

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I actually thought of another couple of useful weapons...

It being November, near local election time, there is a veritable cornucopia of "ELECT ___!!" signs posted into many and various lawns. Also, going through our current housing crisis, there are just as many "FOR SALE" signs conveniently located in just as many lawns...

Kick to the sign over and you're left with a jagged wooden stake.

Would also work with wooden mailboxes.

[Despare]

I'm sorry but I didn't know we could pick people.

A dancing Christopher Walken.


Yeaaaaah...

[ferretchucker]

What about a metal pole, they're everywhere nowadays. And beer bottles.